Saturday, September 8, 2018

And Again with the Vineyard, 2018: Day 13


It’s funny how with bigger kids, the tempo of our Vineyard vacations has changed.  It is not nearly as exhausting as when they were little, but we all drag around as if we ARE exhausted.  Our beach days alternate between manic wave jumping and sklathing in chairs and on towels, sometimes with books.  Every once in a while someone takes a walk, or throws a ball, but mostly we are relaxed to the point of room-temperature buttah.  We no longer have to keep the kids occupied for every hour and watch over their every move.   We don’t have to tire them out in the morning for naps in the afternoon.  We don’t have to stay at home at night or get them home early for bed.   It’s a slothful new world and I rather like it.   

On the other hand, they (or one of them anyway) can get the car for us and drive us places.  That’s a definite plus.

We cram in one last day at Long Point, spent either diving through waves or alternating sitting and reading and snoozing.  It’s sunny but a little windy so not really hot.  To be honest, I can’t quite recall if today or yesterday was the day that the wind was high enough that one side of you baked while the other felt a little chill from the breeze.  It’s nice to have a string of days so lovely that the details kind of elide into one long beach day. 

Time for another NEW ACTIVITY ALERT!  We’ve done about every program possible offered by Mass Audubon’s MV outpost of Felix Neck, but they’ve a new one this year, a naturalist tour of Oak Bluffs harbor.  We sign up because despite the aforementioned indolence, a little organized activity actually keeps us all sane.  But we’re all a tad skeptical as we set off with a lot of other tired-looking vacationers and their kids, on a boat that looks a bit like the SS Minnow.  We can’t hear at the first stop, about the osprey nest, although we do grasp the interesting detail that after they catch a fish, they hold it in their hand-like talons in such a way that when they fly super fast, the fish basically drowns in the air because its gills can’t handle the rush of oxygen.  Or something like that.  But the gal giving the spiel is in the front and we’re in the back, so we just kind of watch.  Next, another gal pulls up a lobster pot that I suspect is seeded at the last minute a la the swamp tour[1] but then decide there is no way they’d keep a lobster that funny-looking hanging around to show the tourists.  We examine said seriously deformed lobster (his crusher was just a barnacle-covered fist), and a cheeky spider crab, and a whelk and a hermit crab.  Then we learn about some whelk egg sacs and this is all very nice but there is only so much chatting up of the cute young naturalists that we can do.  But finally we fish and then the fun really begins.  Three of us drop lines for scup and we all catch at least one!  Despite some help for me from Captain John, who knew I was up for it when he saw me get on board, he sez, Izzy is the master angler in our group, pulling in a three-pounder.  Captain John is a seasoned veteran of the quick charter:  has every kid caught a fish? Now it’s time for them to drive the boat, come on up in the wheelhouse, kids!  And so on.  But he keeps it fun, and we did learned about whelk egg sacs (they’re the things you find on the beach that look like little bunches of white grapes) AND we caught some fish.  Izzy can’t wait to go fishing again. 

We’re in Oak Bluffs for dinner again, and you know what that means.  We’re up to six apple fritters for this trip.




[1] See New Orleans 2014:  Laskin Les Bon Temps Rouler

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