Sunday, May 29, 2016

The Greatest City in the World: New York, April 2016

Check out the posts below and follow along as the Laskins take Manhattan, following an immigrant trail from boat to Lower East Side, noshing quite well, and seeing a big show.


NB:  Izzy would like this called “Listen, Barnaby” which is  a somewhat obscure reference to New York City.  You’ll have to watch Hello Dolly to get it, or maybe this will help:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdAZtMhLFjQ

The Greatest City in the World: New York, 4.21.16


If you are going to New York City, it is a good idea to listen to the soundtrack of Hamilton on the way there.  First, it is awesome.  Second, it is long so it uses up a lot of the ride.  Third, the whole thing takes place in New York City, and by the time you’ve heard “the greatest city in, the greatest city in, the greatest city in the WOO-OOO-RRRLD” several times you are totally pumped.  You can also learn that in New York you can be a new man, in New York you can be a new man, in New York you can be a new man!  (Three-peats are big in musicals.)  We love Hamilton the Musical, but it is not a spoiler alert to say that we won’t see it because we aren’t made of money, you know.  The soundtrack will have to do.[1] 

There are any number of ways that you can get to New York City from Cambridge, Massachusetts but we drive to Stamford, Connecticut and take a train into the city from there because it is cheap and doesn’t really take much longer than flying.  But it does require driving through Connecticut, which as far as I can tell is the most useless state in the Union.  It is nothing but highways and strip malls.  Its motto is The Nutmeg State!  Why does anyone live there?  Connecticut is basically just IN THE WAY if you are trying to get to New York City from Massachusetts. 

Bill and I had a super fun time last summer when we went, but the kids have not been since they were quite small, so really don’t remember much of anything.  I think Izzy in particular is going to love this trip, but she is pretty blasé going through Grand Central Station, which is the greatest way to arrive in the greatest-city-in-the-world, like she does it every day.  I bet she’s screaming inside.

Still we soon hit something guaranteed to get that girl going:  an exhibit on a fave children’s book author, Mo Willems, at the New York Historical Society.  We all learn a lot about Knufflebunny (pronounced:  ka-nuffle bunny) and Elephant and Piggie and of course, Willem’s master creation, the supremely self-absorbed Pigeon.  Willems was an animator before he turned to books, and it shows in the clean lines and movement of his creatures.  He also grounds many of his stories in Brooklyn, which is sort of New York to us foreigners, so it is a sweet kind of way to start our visit. 

Historical societies are funny places because if they are big like this one, they have vast collections of things like Tiffany lamps, the world’s largest Picasso mural, Al-ex-and-er HAM-il-ton ephemera, and the Batmobile.  Why the Batmobile?  Who knows, but there it is. 

We are based once again at the Park Central Hotel, from which you don’t have to practice at all to get to Carnegie Hall because it is right across the street.  It is indeed pretty central, we can walk to a lot of places and being Laskins, we do.  From the It’s A Small World Department:  on our way to get some  (pretty awesome) pizza for dinner, we ran into Izzy’s friend Ruth and her family, just walking down the street.  It’s school break week, so of course everyone in Massachusetts has gone somewhere else, and here’s Ruth.  Peter tells us that that Cambridge Rindge and Latin School Latin class is in Italy and the French Club has gone to Paris.   But we are in the greatest city in the world according to Alex-an-der HAM-il-ton so we don’t feel too sorry for him. 

It was a given that we’d see a show while here, but what show?  Kinky Boots made a strong play, but lost in a close last-minute vote to “Shuffle Along, or The Making of the Musical Sensation of 1921 and All That Followed.”[2]  Hamilton may be totally awesome and tout la rage, but Shuffle Along promised TAP DANCING and a lot of it, and Audra McDonald, and is in the lovely little Music Box Theater so you feel like you are almost on stage even up in the balcony.  Izzy is worried about the 8 p.m. curtain:  what if she falls asleep?  She does not, because she is mesmerized by the tapping.  Peter, on the other hand, takes a power nap during the third quarter.  We are all completely thrilled by the fantastic dancing and singing, and feel that our choice of show was well-made.  And cheap(er).




[1] Izzy particularly likes “You’ll Be Back” in which a petulant King George III tells the colonists just what he’ll do to them if they try to leave.  Damn her eyes for being a royalist!


[2] Yes, we looked into Hamilton.  And then looked away, temporarily blinded by the $900 tickets.  Some of us actually considered – for about 10 seconds – how we could make that work.  Other members of our party did not. 

The Greatest City in the World: New York, 4.22.16


Despite falling into bed at the for-Izzy-outrageous hour of 11 p.m., we do have to get going the next morning because we have reservations on a 10:15 ferry to Ellis Island.  Which takes a really long time because they pack about ten thousand people onto these tubs, so even though the distances between Ellis Island and the Statue of Liberty and Battery Park are not vast, you have to wait for practically the entire boat to disembark at the Statue, then fill up again for the next leg.  It takes like an hour to get to Ellis Island.

There are a lot of French tourists in New York this week, and about 12 million teenagers at Ellis Island.  We hear them all on the ferry and like us, they are yearning to be free of this boat.  Or maybe just their chaperones.  But it is a nice day, and the views of the lower Manhattan skyline are spectacular, and we are on vacation in the greatest-city-in-the-world so who cares?

I tried to generate some emotion by telling our offspring that this is how their ancestors might have arrived, on a boat, right here, at this dock, what do you think of that?  Not much apparently.  But I think it is pretty cool!  The main buildings at Ellis Island are these great Victorian beasts, all turrets and massive solid brickwork.  You really do go in the door just as the huddled masses might have done, and up the (rebuilt, it appears) staircase, where the medical officers watched to see if you could handle the climb – were you healthy enough to come to America?  If you couldn’t make it up the stairs, off to the medical exam and maybe back to the old world with you.

We opt for the audio tour, which is great, guiding us through the exhibit halls about immigration and arrival during the Island’s heyday, with all kinds of good detail and oral history that we all like.  It is possible that one or two of Bill’s people came through here.  The Island operated as an immigration center from 1892 to the mid-1950s, and I think my folk were all here before that, but he says maybe his mother’s grandfather?  About 12 million people came through Ellis Island, a number disturbingly reminiscent of the number of Africans forced onto the Middle Passage.  Those coming through Ellis Island, for all their woes and fears, had – and one might argue still have – it a lot better than the Africans. 

But that lesson is for another time.  The place is of course completely fascinating.  If you arrived first or second class, you might have your immigration exam (health, papers) on board your vessel, likely by customs officers who boarded at the Verrazano Narrows.  Because, you know, if you were rich enough to travel that way, you must be planning to be a contributing member of our society, right?  Health, schmealth, no staircase for you!  The teeming masses, on the other hand, were ferried out to Ellis Island, to be examined physically, mentally, and politically.  If there were questions, you stayed there until they were resolved – via a hearing if there was a political situation, or medical exam, or quarantine.  The most interesting looking places are the long-shuttered dormitories and medical wards that line the other side of the U-shaped island.  Here is where you stayed if you were waiting for relatives to confirm your existence, or if you were sick, or if you were waiting for some kind of hearing.  Some folks stayed weeks.  Some, sadly, just until return passage could be secured.  One of the oral histories on our recording is from an Italian-American woman whose grandmother was sent back, all alone, because she had some health issue.  The old woman on the audio cries like it was yesterday, and it is quite heartbreaking. 

Anyway, you can’t go in those buildings, although there are vague plans to restore and open at least some of them.  As for the main hall, it is late Victorian-American institutional:  all frosted glass globe light fixtures and white subway tile.  You can sit on some actual wooden benches that the immigrants would have waited on.  The whole place wasn’t structurally damaged during Hurricane Sandy, but the AC and electrical systems were destroyed, and they say that a number of artifacts and exhibits suffered in the ensuing lack of climate control.  Every once in a while you come upon an empty display case or spot on the wall where a Sandy-artifact lived.

The heyday of Ellis Island coincided with the Progressive Era in the U.S., when people started to think about how to take care of the less-fortunate, through social organization, service work, and eventually political reform.  You can see all of that at play here.  Manhattan do-gooders from every part of society – religious, ethnic, and social groups – sent representatives to the Island to help immigrants make their way in the new world.  There were translators and medical doctors and social workers all offering services to immigrants.  Now, a big question in academic treatments of this era is: what was the real purpose of all this good-deed-doing:  to help or to sanitize?  Give immigrants a hand up, or tamp down their ethnic differences and make them (the Progressive’s version of) American?  I’ll straddle the fence here and say a bit of both.  Certainly there was enormous goodwill demonstrated toward newcomers – until they started to get organized and unionize or vote for the wrong fella, that is. 

Yet another story for another time.  Bill is particularly taken with the fact that Fiorello La Guardia, future mayor of New York, worked as a translator at Ellis Island because he spoke four languages in addition to English, including Croatian.  We’re still trying to figure out where he learned that. 

In addition to the main exhibit, we visit something called Journeys or somesuch that chronicles the coming of peoples to America prior to the 1890s, as well as the movement of various groups around the country during the years from First Contact up to the late 19th c.  It is quite well done, incorporating white, black, and Native American movements in equal measure, to and from and around the US.  But we are huddled with a lot of masses here, and yearning to breathe free we escape outside to admire the view of lower Manhattan and the budding trees around the Wall of Honor.  This is an impressive list of thousands and thousands of names, and you might think, how amazing, they have a monument to all the people who came through here.  But you would be wrong, because anyone can get their name on the Wall of Honor, you just have to pay for it.  Still, it is said that over 100 million Americans today can trace their ancestry to someone who came through Ellis Island, so that’s not chicken feed.

Once you got through immigration, you might head to the Lower East Side, as did Bill’s great-grandfather on his mum’s side.  And as do we, but I’m pretty sure that the immigrants did not get to stop for a ride on the Sea Glass Carousel in Battery Park to take their minds off of their troubles.  If they had, how happy they would be, as were Izzy and I, to drift around inside giant pastel fiberglass fish, which kind of glowed on and off, all to a soundtrack of something that sounded like what Prokofiev’s Romeo and Juliet might sound like if played underwater by a bombastic piscine orchestra.  It was pretty fabulous, and if you want to see it, check out my Facebook page, where there is a video of our experience.

After a trek over to the 9/11 Memorial and a frustrated attempt to get inside the Santiago Calatrava boondoggle-I-mean-PATH-station, we cab it (finally) to the LES for lunch at Russ and Daughters Café.  So happy are we to be there that we take goofy pictures and order the trifecta of egg creams:  chocolate, malt, and something called Buxar that tasted a bit like molasses.  Peter liked it at first but then wished he’d just had chocolate.  I had a cucumber soda that I would very much like to make at home. 

It is pretty late in the day and we are pretty exhausted so we trek back to the hotel and collapse in a heap until dinner.

According to an article in today’s New York Times that I haven’t read, the subways of the Northeastern cities are in terrible shape, and basically a disaster waiting to happen.  But I think those in New York City are pretty great.  I’m sure that if I had to ride them daily I would not think so, but I’m mad for the mosaics that decorate some of the stations, particularly the giant fish (herring no doubt) that adorn the walls at Delancey Street.

We are delighted to connect with the New Jersey Lauterbachs for dinner, who lead us to Le Relais de Venise for steak frites.  Ironically, it is a branch of a restaurant that I wanted to go to in Paris last summer, and here we are in New York.  But it is great, and a perfect place for Peter because they bring you seconds of steak frites mit secret sauce, which makes him very happy.[1]  And they have gorgeously classic desserts like profiteroles.  My brother says that they fly the sauce in from Paris.  Oo-la-la. 




[1] Top secret Smith-College-in-the-1980s reference to a beloved lunch dish.

The Greatest City in the World: New York, 4.23.16


We’re continuing our immigrant trail journey the next morning, but much discussion ensues about breakfast.  (After dinner, of course, because per the Rule of Bill, you can’t talk about the next meal until you are finished with the last one.)  Slightly shamefaced, we slink back to R&D since we have to be down the street at the Lower East Side Tenement Museum later that morning.  “I thought you looked familiar!” says the same hostess who seated us yesterday.   Izzy has something fantastical called chocolate babka French toast, and Peter murmurs “perfect” as his plate of eggs, Scottish smoked salmon, and latkes is set down in front of him.

Interestingly, if you are in Russ and Daughter’s Café, you can get on Ryan Gosling’s wifi network.  Swear to god, there it is, ryangoslingswifi right there as a non-password-protected option on my phone.

Who is Ryan Gosling, asks Bill.   And so it goes.

We wander the LES for a while since our tour doesn’t start until 11 and I can tell that things may be going downhill morale-wise since it is a little bit cold and rainy, so this tour better be good. 

Of COURSE it is.  If you haven’t been to the Lower East Side Tenement Museum, you should get yourself there toot sweet.  It is way more than just a building; during the thirty years or so of its existence, the staff have researched many of the 7000 individuals who lived in the building at 97 Orchard Street.  They used artifacts, municipal records, census, church – all the usual stuff, but mapped on to the building itself to give a really incredible sense of place.  A few families and businesses left particularly strong records, and theirs are the stories that are told in guided visits to various parts of the building.  What is extraordinary is that the building itself, built in 1863, really offers a microcosm of the US immigration story – Germans, Irish, Jews, Italians, shopkeepers, sweatshop workers, pushcarts, political organization, saloons, food, religion – you can learn about it all RIGHT HERE.   

We took a tour called Shop Life, during which we learned about a German family that kept a saloon, a kosher butcher shop, an auction house, and a discount garment seller who really specialized in undies.  If you wanted Pucci panties cheap in the 1960s, 97 Orchard was the place.  I was blown away with the broad knowledge of our “educator” (the slightly pretentious term for tour guide but he did indeed do a lot more than just show us the rooms so OK), and by the fascinating touch technology piece with building artifacts.  Cooked up by those crazy kids at MIT, this involved a table onto which you put a brick or an apron or a wallet, and then with touch and infrared lights, bubbles appeared that told you more about it, and offered additional anecdotes and facts.  Each object was keyed to one of the shop stories we’d been learning about.  You know how you do the push button thing at a museum and half the time it doesn’t work, or some little kid is sitting there whaling away on it so you can never get a turn?  Not here.  The system worked flawlessly and we all were engrossed with our stories.  I had Max Markus, the auction king, which was great because they had some oral history where you could listen to him actually talk about his great success, the end of pushcarts, the building of the Essex Street Market and so on. 

Now we could have gone anywhere for lunch after this, especially considering we were still pretty sated from breakfast.  But when on the LES, and with the human hoover Peter, where else but Katz’s Deli?  You approach Katz’s with some trepidation.  The line outside is long, and there are big bouncer-like men at the door controlling access.  Then when you get inside, it is all chaos.  People shout at you to say go this way if you want table service (ie. to sit and be served by a waiter, at additional expense), go that way to order.   If you want the full Katz’s, you find a short-ish line at one of the sandwich makers behind the counter and wait your turn.  You can send your family to scout a table because who is going to get out of that sandwich line, and dame fortune smiled on us today, with one opening up right in front of us.  (Line?  There’s no line for tables.  It is every man for himself.) 

Once your turn comes, you tell the man slicing your meat what you want, and he starts your sandwiches by forking a ginormous steamy hunk of fatty meat out of a warmer, slicing off the extra fat and giving you a little slice of pastrami or corned beef or whatever on a plate.  Which you try to savor because it is small but you can’t really help yourself and you inhale it.  Then you place a little slice of money back in his tip jar and everyone is happy.  You are mostly happy because now you know what warm, spicy, juicy deliciousness is coming your way.  Rye is the bread of choice, as is mustard for your condiment.  You can get a Rueben, or melted cheese.  And you can even get a grilled cheese, but in the She’s-Growing-Up category, Izzy opts not for safety but digs into pastrami with me.  Clever girl. 

Peter is a great vacation companion these days.  He may look bored and long-suffering (stuck with us fossils and Miss Annoying, what teenage boy would not?), but he is actually a font of arcane facts that enliven any activity, and his rapidly developing extra-dry sense of humor is enlivened with a touch of the ridiculous that makes me wish he wrote more.  Particularly delightful, he’s a great eater, always up for a good nosh of the local specialty – until he hits his wall, that is, which is usually about three-quarters of the way through any trip.  This happened at Katz’s, and Peter sat there looking sadly at the second half of his Rueben, wishing desperately that he could finish it, but knowing it would be folly to eat more.  Fortunately he usually recovers from this temporary state of inexplicable satiatedness, and finishes a trip well.

How could I not check out Il Laboratorio del Gelato, right across the street from Katz’s?  That’s America, right there, on the Lower East Side.  Some basil lime sorbetto sets you right up after a pastrami on rye, but my family opts for black-and-whites from the Russ and Daughters’ mothership. 

Bill, as you know, is a museum hound, especially for contemporary art, so he’s been hankering to visit the not-so-new-anymore Whitney for a while.  The rest of us are a bit grumpy about it, despite his springing for a cab to rest our weary feet.  It’s not that we don’t like art but when you go to a museum with Bill, you need to just be prepared to take a while.  He looks at everything, and he reads everything, and if you have a short attention span, you might find this excruciating.  Then you feel bad that you’re not paying closer attention, so you put on your big girl knickers and try to learn something.  Which of course you do, so then you are glad you went.  

The interior of the Whitney isn’t that interesting – just big boxy white space – but it has lots of balcony and outdoor space climbing up all six stories, so you can get some swell views of busy New York City roofscapes.  And the exhibits range from thought-provoking to unexpectedly relaxing.  We check out a sober investigation of post-9/11 America from Laura Poitras, called Astro-Noise, which makes everyone think about the involvement of the state in personal lives, as well as an exhibit of portraiture and portraiture-related art from the permanent collection. In the latter, I’m excited to see a work by Annette Lemieux, who teaches at Harvard and I got to know at the Summer School.  That is pretty awesome.  There’s also a big exhibit on the music of so-famous-you’ve-probably-never-heard-of-him avant-garde jazz pianist Cecil Taylor.  There are notes from concerts, and recordings, and photos and detailed music notes and there are apparently concerts from the man himself in that very room.  It is all a bit overwhelming until you get to the end of the gallery, which is just enormous windows looking out on the balcony, and the High Line park, and the roofscape.  There you find comfy couches and listening stations with very high-quality headphones so you sit down and put them on to listen to some fine music and really kind of bliss out. 

You’ll need all that zen and more if you take a walk on the High Line afterwards on a warm Saturday afternoon because apparently everyone else in New York City is taking a walk too and it is absolutely jammed with people.  Where the path narrows you trudge along in a mass feeling like you are at the Vatican going to see the Sistine Chapel.[1] 

Following another excellent Lauterbach lead we dine at Eataly, the Mario Batali multi-restaurant Italian food emporium in the Flatiron District.  (True to form, Peter recovers for a fritto misto.) It is similarly crowded to the High Line but we get a table pretty easily.  We also realize that it is an Even Smaller World than two nights earlier because we also run into Ingrid Wright and family AGAIN[2] – are they stalking us? – and compare vacation plans to see where we will jointly be going next. 




[1] See “Quo Vadis Laskins?  Roma, April, 2011” for this ghastly experience. 
[2] Ingrid’s daughter Sophie is in Peter’s class, and her other daughters dance at DMSD so we are on friendly terms.  But not so friendly that we knew they’d be in Paris last summer when we were, so we were amazed to just come run into them in the metro one night.  (I can’t believe I left this out of “Over The Top with the LEF in France:  August, 2015.”)  They say they’re off to Iceland this summer but we will not be surprised if they show up on the Vineyard.