Sunday, May 13, 2018

Tomorrowland, La-La Land, and Some Very Weird Sh*t: Laskins in Los Angeles, April, 2018


In which the C-bridge Laskins go way west to find out if the Left Coast is really all it’s cracked up to be.[1] 


Pre-Departure
Bill’s attempt to have a family meeting (since when do we have those anyway) to discuss Things We Want To Do In Los Angeles descends into mirth when Peter and Izzy decide that they need to find out what places Guy Fieri recommends on Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives (aka Triple D).  We need to take a D-tour, says Izzy. 

Flavortown, here we come!







[1] All great cities are sources of inspiration for literature, and Los Angeles is no exception.  But particularly given that this is the City of Angels, Marlowe, and the Silver Screen, I confess to feeling intimidated at trying to capture it in writing.  Here goes.

Laskins in Los Angeles: 4.14


Los Angeles is the land where movie dreams are made so I guess it is appropriate that between the four of us we watched a total of nine movies on the flight out here.  (Eight, really, because Izzy and I both watched Pitch Perfect 3.)  Consensus: PP3 was kind of dumb, The Darkest Hour is formulaic but also excellent, and The Shape of Water is very good except for the scenes where he cuts off his fingers and she has sex with the fish. 

Despite our early arrival, we are held up in a line of truly shocking length at the LAX Avis outlet.  We’ve waited a long time for rentals during our travels (I’m talking to you, Milwaukee, around Thanksgiving), but this will henceforward be the standard against which all other rental car lines are judged.  Bill will be standing in this thing for an hour, at least, before he gets a car and we can blow this pop stand.  Fortunately, it is warm and sunny and there are palm trees, none of which there are back in Cambridge, Massachusetts right now, so we deal.

I’d say that everyone but particularly Izzy spent today kind of teetering on the edge of meltdown.  We were tired, we were hungry, we were a little hot (what is this sun business all about?), and there are SO MANY CARS.  More about that in a minute but let’s get into some food because Guy Fieri aside, this really is a happening food town and I am pretty excited to dive in.

Not much to do about the tiredness but the hunger was stylishly addressed at Gjusta (don’t ask me how to pronounce that) in Venice, an offshoot of the popular Gjelina (same) restaurant.  Everything there looked gorgeous – like Tatte’s more sophisticated yet at the same time more rustic[1] older sibling – and we ate quite delicious food (smoked brisket banh mi and a porchetta melt?  Yes, please!) under an awning stretched over happy people who were almost all wearing sunglasses.  So I immediately put mine on, to get into the spirit of it all. 

As it happened, we’d parked near an outpost of Jeni’s Splendid Ice Creams, which we pay through the nose for by the pint in Cambridge, Massachusetts.  Guess what?  They’re even more expensive by the scoop in California!  But oh so worth it.  Flavors sampled included:

Izzy:  Salty Caramel
Peter:  Salted Peanut Butter with Chocolate Flecks
Bill:  Brown Butter Almond Brittle
Lisa:  a half-scoop each of Lemon Buttermilk Frozen Yogurt and Goat Cheese with Roasted Cherries.[2] 

Peter feels that no ice cream should ever have more than four words in its name.  Jeni challenged him in this respect, but he graciously admitted that exceptions might be made for chocolate flecks. 

We think about parking so we can walk around the Venice Beach scene but at $35/hour and the aforementioned hot-and-tired, we opted instead to drive to our house. 

Before I get there, a note about LA.  Now, I know lots of folks whom I respect live here, and I would never question their judgement in this choice.  They have family, jobs, and lives here, and they are happy and smart people so clearly they are doing something right.  But the rest of you – I just don’t get it.  What is the appeal?  It is sunny all the time which is just unnerving.  And there are ALL THOSE CARS.  Everywhere there are cars and people in them. You have to drive and drive to get anywhere from anywhere and gas costs almost twice as much as it does in New England and no one seems that upset about it but I am here to tell you that it is really awful.

(This will be a recurring point of family discussion but I’ll try not to dwell here.)

Our vacay hideaway this time, once again courtesy of HomeAway.com is a sweet bungalow clinging to a hillside in Studio City.  (Why is it named this?  We don’t know.[3]  Do the “NO ACTOR PARKING” signs in a nearby shopping center, offer a clue?)  The house is reached by 35 steep steps, so it is kind of like Amsterdam, except at the top there is this airy little house tucked around a small, pretty pool with lots of lush greenery (A lemon tree!  With real lemons!  We made lemonade!) so it is also kind of like Guadeloupe except the couches are way more comfortable and there is a television in every room.  Not to mention a lovely view of some valley and mountains in the distance.  Suffice it to say, we’re very comfortable in our cozy cottage and some of us would like nothing more than to spend our week lounging upon those comfy couches and snoozing beneath that lemon tree. 

Dinner was some strip-mall ramen and more fried chicken thighs than we knew what to do with.[4]  Fortunately the Bruins won so we all went to bed happy.[5] 

Except, except . . . word trickles in about a disturbing event at Harvard.  A black student, clearly tripping, was aggressively subdued by the Cambridge Police on Friday night, all in the presence of many video-ing phones.  There is an immediate outcry that this is police brutality, where was the University, how is this happening?  It is disheartening – we think we’re pretty evolved in Cambridge but maybe we’re not.  You can’t watch the video and avoid the conclusion that the police physicality was unwarranted.  You also think that the institution might have been more on top of the situation, except that it is off-campus and you know that there is a protocol of involving police when a student appears violent.  Appears/is, there is a canyon of difference between those two words and now we have to find our way out.  Will we become a better institution and individuals in the process or will we refuse to talk and just dig ourselves deeper into our respective positions?     




[1] Rustic in this case means distressed and mismatched furniture, with tippy chairs. 
[2] This may be the best ice cream I have ever had.
[3] It’s actually not that hard to find out that Studio City was named this after Mack Sennett built a movie studio here in the 1920s.  I don’t think there are any studios here now. 
[4] Don’t be deterred by restaurants in strip malls.  Everything is in a strip mall here.  And you have to drive to get to it.  There is exponentially more ramen and sushi here than in Cambridge.
[5] Now that we are neck-deep in hockey, we follow the Stanley Cup playoffs like nobody’s business.

Laskins in Los Angeles: 4.15


Tax Day, Titanic Day, Marathon bombing day.  When you put it all together, it gives one pause.  However, it is also our first full day in Los Angeles so no time for somber reflection. 

It was a downtown kind of day today, checking out some of the new and hip in Los Angeles.  The Walt Disney Concert Hall is not that new anymore, having been open since 2003 but it sure does present a futuristic addition to the downtown skyline.  There are some who think that once you’ve seen one Frank Gehry building you’ve seen them all and they would be correct in that assessment.  But it seems that Los Angeleños are pretty darn proud of this structure and I guess with good reason.  It is visually striking, and the interior is refreshingly non-intimidating for housing a performance space that is essentially dedicated to symphonic music.  While the exterior has that undulating-metal-Gehry thing going on, the interior is quite warm with Douglas fir paneling and a vibrant carpet reportedly inspired by Lillian Disney’s garden.  Lil got things going back in the 1980s with a $50M gift that she thought would cover the entire project.  $200+M and 16 years later, there are quite a few more names on the donor wall!  Our tour guide spent more time than we thought strictly necessary showing us said donor walls, and we could not enter the auditorium itself because of rehearsals.  This kind of bummed me out – they let you in at the Paris Opera for chrissake! – but we did get to go into the charming garden and then up and up some secret-ish stairs to the balcony snaking along the top of one of the folds.  You might find yourself feeling a little dizzy, as the walls are going every which way and you’re kind of high up and it is hot and if you touch the wall you’ll know that.  We’re told that the original cladding on parts of the structure had a high mirror finish which looked super cool but was in fact so reflective that it melted wastebaskets in an adjacent condominium building.  So the panels were sanded lightly, surely at great expense to management.  It’s still pretty cool to sneak along the building high up, and we’re sorry we can’t come to a performance while we’re here.

We have a bit of time before meeting up at Smorgasburg L.A. so we pop across the street to the Museum of Contemporary Art.   Our goal is to check out the public restoration project on a Jackson Pollack but we’re sidetracked into an exhibit of photographs from Brassaï, Diane Arbus, and Nan Goldin.  It’s kind of an introduction to the 20th c demimonde for Izzy, but isn’t that the point of art, to open your eyes and imagination?  Although one could argue that little is left to the imagination in some of those photos.  We are also intrigued by the restoration of a Jackson Pollack – how do they know where the paint goes? says Peter. 

We always have a few goals on every trip, and this one is no exception.  First up: Lobsterdamus!  Barbara’s husband Ramon runs his wildly successful grilled lobster pop-up stand at Smorgasburg L.A., a vast food festival in some old-turned-hip warehouse district.  LD has the longest lines of any stand – natch – but if you know the owner you get star treatment, whisked to the side, hugs all around, and plates of food handed to you.  Giving away so much food to family, what kind of business model is that? I ask Max.  It’s the one we have, he replies, sounding just like his mother.  Having worked our way through two grilled lapoos with nests (that’s a noodle base), lobster fries and lobster nachos, we wander in the blessedly welcome heat to identify dessert.  Will it be matcha ice cream in the bubble waffle cone?  Filipino pastries from the lonely-looking ladies or tobacco-chocolate ice cream or macarons of many colors?  We opt to wait in line for spectacular buttes of shave ice, one covered in lilikoi (that’s passionfruit to you Easterners) and strawberry, and one with coconut and pineapple (you know who did not eat that one, that’s why I’m getting it said Peter).  Stuffed and now overcome by heat we beg Bill not to drive around more but he is not impressed by our sluggishness and insists on driving up to Griffith Observatory, site of many movie scenes and place of spectacular views.  Apparently, the rest of L.A. has the same idea on a Sunday afternoon, and the Observatory proved a Moreton Bay fig tree too far, as we turned around who knows how far from the summit because of full parking lots and snail-slow traffic. 

Here’s the thing about L.A. (back to the rant).  You have to drive everywhere, for everything.  No one appears to walk anywhere, except in parks, to which they drive and then get out and walk around.  No one rides bikes, either.  Maybe in local neighborhoods they do, and if you weren’t living on the side of a really steep hill you might walk or bike a little.  Surely they bike around the beach towns?  But all the stuff you need is just far enough away or up or down a really steep hill, that you have to get in a car to get it.  And woe to you who wants to see a friend on the other side of town.  Basically, you have to leave an hour or more to get anywhere because it is a) far away and b) there are SO MANY CARS and c) they are ALL TRYING TO GET SOMEWHERE.  Sometimes you get a vista of the freeway here and it is just five lanes in either direction of CARS.  They aren’t stopped, there don’t seem to be an unusual number of accidents, and drivers aren’t aggressive, but they just kind of drift along.  If you are a person used to walking or biking or even taking half-an-hour to drive to work, this is utterly maddening.  Driving over to Jamaica Plain upon my return never felt so easy-breezy. 

I ask my friend Ann and her husband Michael about this at dinner tonight.  How do you do this?  They both immediately roll their eyes and pretty much say at the same time, it’s awful.  I guess everyone has his or her strategies for dealing with it.  Michael says he just zones out to classical music, and Ann treats it as work, scheduling calls with other hotshot lawyers.  But I’m struck by the immediacy with which they both say how bad it is, as well as the fact that we drove 45 minutes to meet them for dinner, and they drove almost the same – and yet we would both say we were in L.A.! 

It was super nice of Ann and fam to come out on a Sunday night, by the way.