Sunday, May 13, 2018

Laskins in Los Angeles: 4.14


Los Angeles is the land where movie dreams are made so I guess it is appropriate that between the four of us we watched a total of nine movies on the flight out here.  (Eight, really, because Izzy and I both watched Pitch Perfect 3.)  Consensus: PP3 was kind of dumb, The Darkest Hour is formulaic but also excellent, and The Shape of Water is very good except for the scenes where he cuts off his fingers and she has sex with the fish. 

Despite our early arrival, we are held up in a line of truly shocking length at the LAX Avis outlet.  We’ve waited a long time for rentals during our travels (I’m talking to you, Milwaukee, around Thanksgiving), but this will henceforward be the standard against which all other rental car lines are judged.  Bill will be standing in this thing for an hour, at least, before he gets a car and we can blow this pop stand.  Fortunately, it is warm and sunny and there are palm trees, none of which there are back in Cambridge, Massachusetts right now, so we deal.

I’d say that everyone but particularly Izzy spent today kind of teetering on the edge of meltdown.  We were tired, we were hungry, we were a little hot (what is this sun business all about?), and there are SO MANY CARS.  More about that in a minute but let’s get into some food because Guy Fieri aside, this really is a happening food town and I am pretty excited to dive in.

Not much to do about the tiredness but the hunger was stylishly addressed at Gjusta (don’t ask me how to pronounce that) in Venice, an offshoot of the popular Gjelina (same) restaurant.  Everything there looked gorgeous – like Tatte’s more sophisticated yet at the same time more rustic[1] older sibling – and we ate quite delicious food (smoked brisket banh mi and a porchetta melt?  Yes, please!) under an awning stretched over happy people who were almost all wearing sunglasses.  So I immediately put mine on, to get into the spirit of it all. 

As it happened, we’d parked near an outpost of Jeni’s Splendid Ice Creams, which we pay through the nose for by the pint in Cambridge, Massachusetts.  Guess what?  They’re even more expensive by the scoop in California!  But oh so worth it.  Flavors sampled included:

Izzy:  Salty Caramel
Peter:  Salted Peanut Butter with Chocolate Flecks
Bill:  Brown Butter Almond Brittle
Lisa:  a half-scoop each of Lemon Buttermilk Frozen Yogurt and Goat Cheese with Roasted Cherries.[2] 

Peter feels that no ice cream should ever have more than four words in its name.  Jeni challenged him in this respect, but he graciously admitted that exceptions might be made for chocolate flecks. 

We think about parking so we can walk around the Venice Beach scene but at $35/hour and the aforementioned hot-and-tired, we opted instead to drive to our house. 

Before I get there, a note about LA.  Now, I know lots of folks whom I respect live here, and I would never question their judgement in this choice.  They have family, jobs, and lives here, and they are happy and smart people so clearly they are doing something right.  But the rest of you – I just don’t get it.  What is the appeal?  It is sunny all the time which is just unnerving.  And there are ALL THOSE CARS.  Everywhere there are cars and people in them. You have to drive and drive to get anywhere from anywhere and gas costs almost twice as much as it does in New England and no one seems that upset about it but I am here to tell you that it is really awful.

(This will be a recurring point of family discussion but I’ll try not to dwell here.)

Our vacay hideaway this time, once again courtesy of HomeAway.com is a sweet bungalow clinging to a hillside in Studio City.  (Why is it named this?  We don’t know.[3]  Do the “NO ACTOR PARKING” signs in a nearby shopping center, offer a clue?)  The house is reached by 35 steep steps, so it is kind of like Amsterdam, except at the top there is this airy little house tucked around a small, pretty pool with lots of lush greenery (A lemon tree!  With real lemons!  We made lemonade!) so it is also kind of like Guadeloupe except the couches are way more comfortable and there is a television in every room.  Not to mention a lovely view of some valley and mountains in the distance.  Suffice it to say, we’re very comfortable in our cozy cottage and some of us would like nothing more than to spend our week lounging upon those comfy couches and snoozing beneath that lemon tree. 

Dinner was some strip-mall ramen and more fried chicken thighs than we knew what to do with.[4]  Fortunately the Bruins won so we all went to bed happy.[5] 

Except, except . . . word trickles in about a disturbing event at Harvard.  A black student, clearly tripping, was aggressively subdued by the Cambridge Police on Friday night, all in the presence of many video-ing phones.  There is an immediate outcry that this is police brutality, where was the University, how is this happening?  It is disheartening – we think we’re pretty evolved in Cambridge but maybe we’re not.  You can’t watch the video and avoid the conclusion that the police physicality was unwarranted.  You also think that the institution might have been more on top of the situation, except that it is off-campus and you know that there is a protocol of involving police when a student appears violent.  Appears/is, there is a canyon of difference between those two words and now we have to find our way out.  Will we become a better institution and individuals in the process or will we refuse to talk and just dig ourselves deeper into our respective positions?     




[1] Rustic in this case means distressed and mismatched furniture, with tippy chairs. 
[2] This may be the best ice cream I have ever had.
[3] It’s actually not that hard to find out that Studio City was named this after Mack Sennett built a movie studio here in the 1920s.  I don’t think there are any studios here now. 
[4] Don’t be deterred by restaurants in strip malls.  Everything is in a strip mall here.  And you have to drive to get to it.  There is exponentially more ramen and sushi here than in Cambridge.
[5] Now that we are neck-deep in hockey, we follow the Stanley Cup playoffs like nobody’s business.

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