Sunday, May 29, 2016

The Greatest City in the World: New York, 4.21.16


If you are going to New York City, it is a good idea to listen to the soundtrack of Hamilton on the way there.  First, it is awesome.  Second, it is long so it uses up a lot of the ride.  Third, the whole thing takes place in New York City, and by the time you’ve heard “the greatest city in, the greatest city in, the greatest city in the WOO-OOO-RRRLD” several times you are totally pumped.  You can also learn that in New York you can be a new man, in New York you can be a new man, in New York you can be a new man!  (Three-peats are big in musicals.)  We love Hamilton the Musical, but it is not a spoiler alert to say that we won’t see it because we aren’t made of money, you know.  The soundtrack will have to do.[1] 

There are any number of ways that you can get to New York City from Cambridge, Massachusetts but we drive to Stamford, Connecticut and take a train into the city from there because it is cheap and doesn’t really take much longer than flying.  But it does require driving through Connecticut, which as far as I can tell is the most useless state in the Union.  It is nothing but highways and strip malls.  Its motto is The Nutmeg State!  Why does anyone live there?  Connecticut is basically just IN THE WAY if you are trying to get to New York City from Massachusetts. 

Bill and I had a super fun time last summer when we went, but the kids have not been since they were quite small, so really don’t remember much of anything.  I think Izzy in particular is going to love this trip, but she is pretty blasé going through Grand Central Station, which is the greatest way to arrive in the greatest-city-in-the-world, like she does it every day.  I bet she’s screaming inside.

Still we soon hit something guaranteed to get that girl going:  an exhibit on a fave children’s book author, Mo Willems, at the New York Historical Society.  We all learn a lot about Knufflebunny (pronounced:  ka-nuffle bunny) and Elephant and Piggie and of course, Willem’s master creation, the supremely self-absorbed Pigeon.  Willems was an animator before he turned to books, and it shows in the clean lines and movement of his creatures.  He also grounds many of his stories in Brooklyn, which is sort of New York to us foreigners, so it is a sweet kind of way to start our visit. 

Historical societies are funny places because if they are big like this one, they have vast collections of things like Tiffany lamps, the world’s largest Picasso mural, Al-ex-and-er HAM-il-ton ephemera, and the Batmobile.  Why the Batmobile?  Who knows, but there it is. 

We are based once again at the Park Central Hotel, from which you don’t have to practice at all to get to Carnegie Hall because it is right across the street.  It is indeed pretty central, we can walk to a lot of places and being Laskins, we do.  From the It’s A Small World Department:  on our way to get some  (pretty awesome) pizza for dinner, we ran into Izzy’s friend Ruth and her family, just walking down the street.  It’s school break week, so of course everyone in Massachusetts has gone somewhere else, and here’s Ruth.  Peter tells us that that Cambridge Rindge and Latin School Latin class is in Italy and the French Club has gone to Paris.   But we are in the greatest city in the world according to Alex-an-der HAM-il-ton so we don’t feel too sorry for him. 

It was a given that we’d see a show while here, but what show?  Kinky Boots made a strong play, but lost in a close last-minute vote to “Shuffle Along, or The Making of the Musical Sensation of 1921 and All That Followed.”[2]  Hamilton may be totally awesome and tout la rage, but Shuffle Along promised TAP DANCING and a lot of it, and Audra McDonald, and is in the lovely little Music Box Theater so you feel like you are almost on stage even up in the balcony.  Izzy is worried about the 8 p.m. curtain:  what if she falls asleep?  She does not, because she is mesmerized by the tapping.  Peter, on the other hand, takes a power nap during the third quarter.  We are all completely thrilled by the fantastic dancing and singing, and feel that our choice of show was well-made.  And cheap(er).




[1] Izzy particularly likes “You’ll Be Back” in which a petulant King George III tells the colonists just what he’ll do to them if they try to leave.  Damn her eyes for being a royalist!


[2] Yes, we looked into Hamilton.  And then looked away, temporarily blinded by the $900 tickets.  Some of us actually considered – for about 10 seconds – how we could make that work.  Other members of our party did not. 

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