Sunday, May 7, 2017

Ah-Ah-Amsterdam 2017, Day 3

This being a largely Protestant country, Easter does not getting as huge billing as it does in say, Rome, or New Orleans.[1]  Also, it is cold and raining so like apparently everyone else in A-dam we head to museums on Easter Sunday.  First stop:  Banksy/Dalì at the MOCO which is kind of cool but of course Banksy is really about sticking it to the art establishment so it is a bit weird to see his work enshrined in a museum.  And the Dalì piece feels a bit tacked on.  The connection is:  they are both artists who use/d the artistic mainstream deliberately for their own ends.  But while Banksy has a lot to say about the world, Dalí is rather harder to parse.  As we’re trying to figure it out, a young museum staffer comes through with a spray bottle, freshening the air.  If you really like that scent, you can buy it at the gift shop.
One member of our party is not at all happy about museums generally but she rather rallies with a cool Banksy hat.  
Pancake-fueled (how all tourists run here), we make our way to the mobbed and freezing Dam Square thinking to visit the Nieuwe Kerk but it doesn’t excite (exhibit on press photography but another member of our party thinks that would be a busman’s holiday) so we fall into danger of aimless wandering in the cold until we spot the Begijnhof on the google map. 
Have I mentioned that it is cold and rainy here?  Because it is not so pleasant for wandering. 
Anyhoo, the Begijnhof is a charming oasis tucked back in the behind of some crowded tourist streets.  It was created as a cloister of sorts that may have been built as early as the late 14th c., for some Catholic women who were very pious but didn’t want to go so far as to take the vows and live with the other nuns.  This was apparently not uncommon – it was called beguinage – and we determine that these were the cool nuns.  So they built themselves a little square of classically Dutch houses – tall and narrow and mostly brick now although there is one original wooden one left (the oldest wooden house in all of A-dam, 16th c.!), with large windows, all cheek by jowl because that is how urban Dutch houses go.  Once the Prots took over (during the politely named “Alteration” of 1578, when the Prot business men kicked out the Catholics), they were allowed to stay because their property was not owned by the Church, but by the ladies themselves.  Their chapel was given over to an English sect, however.  The gals, preferring anything to that, built a “secret” chapel inside of two houses next to each other.  The “” are because it is actually pretty big, and has a three-story atrium inside so while it may have looked like another prosperous house from the outside, it sure was not a secret within. 
The great thing about the Begijnhof now is that to this day, only women can live there.  I suppose that they must be women of good faith, perhaps lay sisters or some such.  It might be a little bit like living in University Hall, with tourists constantly circling, but it offers the illusion, at any rate, of peace and serenity within this small and crowded city. 
The Amsterdam Museum offers a warm, dry, and, oh, also informative break from the elements.  We learn a lot about shipping, of course, and enough to be better informed about the rise of secular rule (which is really just Protestant but you don’t need an advanced degree to figure out that getting rid of the Catholics would be entirely to the fiscal benefit of the businessmen who ended up running things for the next few centuries) and the coming of the French (goodbye self-rule for a while but in the end #nothankyou Napoleon, see ya at Waterloo!), and the decimation of the Jewish population during WW2, and gay marriage (first in the world!  They are very proud of that one).  Only Laurent and Peter and I make it all the way back into some rooms that aren’t well-advertised but which we think are the most interesting of the place:  the bookkeeper’s office and boardroom of the orphanage that was the original use of these buildings.  They are left largely as they were during the height of their use:  wood paneled, with great portraits of groups of respectable-looking burghers with small urchins, whose lives are about to be saved, about the tables.  It is very quiet back there, and while it surely wouldn’t have been in the 1700s, you can get just a whiff of the earnest, self-satisfied, and pious wealth that drove this city through centuries of prosperity.[2]
Dinner tonight is at de Struisvogel (The Ostrich), highly recommended by more than one Chowhound and Hungry Onion source, where you can, in fact, eat Struisvogel and it is, in fact, delicious. 
After dinner, Andy and Laurent finally pay off their longstanding debt to Izzy with a roaring game of charades.  This culminated with my effort to do a charade of Hamilton, that somehow made my playing companions shout “Swine-y Todd!”



[1] But they do have Easter trees, like in Germany!  This is a perfectly charming tradition where you bring in some branches, and hang little Easter ornaments like bunnies and birdies and eggs on them. 
[2] Here’s the thing about Dutch history.  It is long, and quite remarkable for such a small plot of land, mostly reclaimed form the sea.  As in much of Europe, there were Romans (maybe some Vikings, too), then Spanish, then they ruled themselves and kind of got together with England – that was an enemy-of-my-enemy-is-my-friend kind of situation).  The French showed up, as they did in a lot of Europe in the early 19th c., but that was short-lived.  Belgium carved itself off in the mid-19th c.  Somehow they remained neutral during WW1, and you’ll hear more about WW2 later in our trip.  What I find interesting is that many say that their big moment was about 50 years in the 17th c., and that it has been all downhill since then.  Sure doesn’t appear that way, tho.  This remained a prosperous nation, a center of business and commerce, great producer of art, with large colonial holdings, until the 20th c., and everyone still seems awfully happy to be here.  Maybe downhill is all relative in the Netherlands. 

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