Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Over the Top in France - August 13

It seems a crime to waste this kitchen and a Parisian market so Bill and I head out early today to stock up at the local market.  It is a bit disappointing as most vendors are closed for Août (although I am thrilled that I am able to have this conversation tout en Francais with the poulet rôti man).  Still, we stock up lavishly with girolles, fruit, haricots verts, deux poulets, du fromage, et un peu du magret fumé, ooh la la.  We have about three times as much food as we really need for dinner for four on a hot night, but the apartment rental agency left us a bottle of rosé in the fridge and we have to have something to eat with it. 

You can go to Paris and not visit a lot of things, like the Sacre Coeur or St. Denis, but you can’t not visit the Louvre.  That said, visiting the Louvre in August is like visiting the Vatican during Easter Week.  Our passes jump the ticket line, but not security (the perfunctory glance given my purse is not reassuring).  And while you may think you can escape the crowds by visiting the lesser lights of the collection, like the Medieval rooms or something else unpopular, or art from The Louvre Close-Up[1], you won’t, really.  Because at some point on your wanderings to visit old friends “The Fishmonger” and “The Cheat,” you will be overtaken by well-we’re-here-how-bad-can-it-be-we-really-should-just-take-a-peek-at (fill in name of very famous art here).  And you’ll trudge off through about five miles of European art masterpieces on your quest for Napoleon III’s apartments, or the Nike of Samothrace or the goal of all the millions of people crammed into this museum, La Jocanda.  On your way to her, you pass some Rubens and Raphaels, and oh, there are a couple more Da Vincis.  But these people do not care.  They hold up a phone, snap a picture and are on to the next target. 

If you want a picture of a great work of art that is in a museum, get a book for chrissake.  Or, just stare at it for a while and memorize it.  But unless you are a really awesome photographer, that fast, badly-lit, off-center photo of some old Italian or Dutch guy or naked lady is just not going to look very good when you get home.  These people are hunters, bagging art like poor Cecil the lion.  I guess the thrill is in the chase, not the actual art.  But I will say that while there is a fair amount of bumping and shoving and inadvertent photo-bombing as you close in on the most popular pieces, no one is grumpy or rude. 

We get to within about 20 yards of the lady, lift Izzy up for a look, then beat a hasty retreat to the comparatively less-trafficked Greek statuary.  On our way, we do discover a delightful, and rare, modern addition:  a Cy Twombley ceiling in a room of Greek bronzes, and next-door a Georges Braques ceiling, recognizable to visitors to Apartment 11D in Milwaukee, in the Henry II room. 

If you are at all smart, you will visit the Louvre in, like, November.  Or February. 

After lunch we check out the La crypte archéologique du parvis Notre Dame which is basically a small museum about the Roman and medieval foundations of Paris the entrance to which is at the far edge of the plaza in front of Notre Dame.  You can see some of the outlines of original Roman structures that were here on the Île de la Cité, and on the Left Bank, and learn how the Roman stones were repurposed for later construction.  It is a little confusing, even with English translations, but cool and dark and quite empty compared to the swirling vortex of chaos above.[2] 

Some of us collapse at the apt. while Bill goes in (successful) search of dessert for dinner. 




[1] This excellent book was our guide to art at the Louvre when Peter was three.  It works just as well when you are ten, or maybe in your 40s.
[2] With thanks to Nancy Lemann for the swirling vortex of chaos image, which I feel perfectly describes much of life in a tourist mecca. 

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