Sunday, May 17, 2015

Guadeloupe 2015: April 23


Big touring day today!  Bill is determined to get us out and about, and as usual, he has Good Ideas that live up to their billing.[1]  The island is not that large, but it is extremely hilly so all the roads are narrow and twisty, and only down south near the big towns is there anything approaching an actual highway.  There are also no stoplights, only roundabouts.  Ever.  Maybe in the big towns, but I’m not sure we saw a stoplight the entire week.

Here’s something we do see:  sometimes by the side of the road there is a big sign which is a sort of cartoon motorcyclist, with a kind of softly zig-zagged lightning bolt coming down across his helmet and mask.  What could this mean?  Bill says it is probably warning motorcyclists about the twisty road ahead.  But we think it may also be telling us to watch out for Harry Potter on a motorcycle. 

And something else, we also see a number of extremely fit souls on bicycles, even way up in the mountainous part.  Those are some serious riders.  Maybe they are training for the Tour de France. 

Anyway, we traverse the Route de la Traversée again, this time coming out the other end, taking a brief detour into a high-rent district in search of abandoned planter mansions.  We realize a few things pretty quickly:  1) that our 20-year-old Fodor’s may have translated maison as mansion, because there are a few maisons abandonées here but there are no old mansions. 2) There are plenty of big houses, behind bigger walls.  I read somewhere that the beké, which is what they call the descendent of white settlers, live in a little enclave up there.[2]  That would explain the walls and lack of people.  

Black and white live together here, and there are a lot more black than white, given the history, but it is not always a harmonious relationship.  Slaves in the Caribbean were the worst-treated of all in the Americas, considered completely disposable given the plentiful and ready supply from Africa.  Sugar was just too profitable for any planter to pass up, but it was a difficult crop to grow and you needed a lot of bodies to harvest and process it.  The combination of hard physical labor, proximity to African slave markets, and potential for profits meant that slaves were here from the early 1600s on.  The poor conditions did not endear the masters to their slaves, so when the opportunity arose to fight back, such as during the French Revolution, which abolished slavery, the slaves did just that.  During the French Revolution, the planters here were strong monarchists but I was surprised to learn that they resisted the Rev to the point of declaring independence and throwing in their lot with the British!  (What would Monty Python, those originators of the Taunting French, have done with that?  Reverse taunting?) The Brits actually ruled Guadeloupe for a bit in 1794, until the Revolutionary government got tired of this situation and sent a new man, Victor Hughes (not to be confused with Victor Hugo) to take over.  Hughes was a strict Revolutionary, to the point of freeing the slaves and arming them, and he even brought along his own guillotine, so Gwada had its own little Reign of Terror.

Now, I'm a little fuzzy on the next part.  Once Napoleon comes in, all that business about liberté equalité fraternité goes out the window, at least where black people are concerned, because he wants to re-establish slavery.  Hughes has been sent elsewhere, so I'm not sure who is in charge but it is someone loyal to NB (who, you may recall, is married to Josephine from Martinique!).   But rather than just telling the Guadaloupeans to get on with it and put those slaves back to work, and perhaps sensing that the white:black ratio did not work in favor of just re-shackling, he sends armed forces.  This upsets the free black Frenchmen in the army, loyal to the Revolution, like one Louis Delgrés (also of Martinique).  He brings an armed force of several hundred from Martinique and somehow manages to fight his way on to the island, and get to the big fort outside of Pointe-a-Pitre.  Once there, he and his followers, which now include more local slaves and free people, realize they can't beat the French army so they somehow escape the fort – hundreds of them – and lure the Frenchies up the side of La Soufrière to the town of Matouba, where they blow themselves and the soldiers up with dynamite.  Needless to say, Delgrés is a local hero, his bust is everywhere on the island, and he is in the French Panthéon.  The fort in Pointe-a-Pitre is named after him.

But while we will also ascend the volcano partway this morning, we will not blow ourselves up on its slopes.  Our destination today is the Chutes de Carbet, high up on the slopes of la Grande Soufriére, the still-active volcano that dominates the island.  You can hike up to the summit of Soufriére, which gets trois etoiles in the Guide Vert but is also about three hours of tough climbing, so we opt out.  But everyone goes to see the magnificent Chutes, and once there you see why.  There are three falls on the Carbet river, which comes down the side of the volcano.  The middle one is the easiest to reach, about a 30 minute walk on a stone path up and down through the steep rain forest valleys along with an awful lot of French people (bonjour, bonjour, bonjour), until you reach a teeny viewing platform to see the magnificent, 110 m. high falls.[3] It is a beautiful sight, and you used to be able to get closer, but torrential rains in 2004 apparently loosed thousands of tons of rock under the falls, and made the paths impassable beyond the current viewpoint.  If you are hardy, you can hike another hour and a half up to the first chutes, which are even higher than the second, or down to the third.  We can see the first from a distance and it looks as good as the second, but we're told that the third is quite smaller.  

We are not particularly hardy so we opt out of the longer walk but we would recommend this to hiking types.  

Bill learns that Columbus, who landed here in 1493 and named the island, apparently saw the chutes from sea, and decided this would be a good island to check out, given a clear source of fresh water.  I get that, but I'm also thinking that pretty much any incredibly green, lush island would probably have a good water source, so why don't you just circumnavigate until you find a river mouth?  I guess the reefs all around preclude close-in navigation of the big boats, but it still makes sense to me.

The road up to the parc for the Chutes is another incredibly twisty and turny and narrow route and we cannot imagine how they get those busses up here, which apparently they do, given the bus spaces in the parking lot.  This whole island makes the Hana Highway look like Memorial Drive.

Being on the south side of the island, Bill wants to check out the Parc Archéologique des Roches Gravées in Trois-Rivières which apparently has ancient Amerindian pictographs.  The tour is, bien sur, tout en Francais, so I try very hard but really only get about 10% of what our deep-voiced and locally-accented guide is saying.  There are few faint pictographs and lots of volcanic rocks amid a lovely garden, and I think we learned a lot about the plants as well.  I did get the first part, where he told us that the first pictograph we'd see is called something to do with a turtle.  You may see a turtle, or you may see something else, that's kind of the idea with these.  And depending on when you are there, the light, if it has rained recently, you may see more or less of the carving.  So much is in the eye of the beholder.  And, we don't know a lot about how to date them, but we think they are from sometime in the early CE (which, Peter informs us, is NOT the Christian Era but the Common Era.  AD is completely done.). This, per the brochure, which is a lot easier to translate than the series, is the biggest group of engravings in all the Antilles, and of such importance that some are even in the Museum of Natural History in New York.  (I think our guide made an extended joke about just jetting over there to see it, spend the weekend, yes?  Or maybe he said something entirely different.) 

There is also a trail into the woods where there are apparently more engravings to be seen, but some event (an earthquake, those rains?) caused so much damage, rockfalls, etc., that it is too dangerous to go up there anymore.  You would have to rappel down into a grotto or something, to see them.  At least, I think that is what he said.  We get to smell cinnamon branches, and allspice, and frangipani, and feel some cotton.  It is very pretty, but I'm glad it is free because I'm not sure I learned a whole lot.  

I feel like my French is deteriorating a bit, as we get to the end of our stay here.  It is pretty easy for me to keep up with a one-on-one conversation, if the person goes slowly and I have some idea what we're talking about.  But following a presentation, although I start with great determination, usually ends up with my hoping to just sort of absorb some information by osmosis. 

Dinner tonight at Chez Lelette, which is very good but lives up to its TripAdvisor comments as the slowest service ever.  Peter is pretty much comatose by the end of the night (because you guys don't have anything interesting to talk about!) and Isabel goes downhill quickly once she has finished her book.  She even skips dessert, so tired is she from toodling all about the island today.  Her poisson grillé comes with a quite delicious onion sauce, which I eat.  Bill is delighted with his blaff, and we think the accras here may be the best yet.  It is very convivial at Chez Lelette, but for all we know some of those people may still be there.

Have I mentioned the lime issue yet?  Every 'ti-punch you get has a slice of lime in it. That is an absolute requirement.  Upon their departure, our hosts indicated their rum set up, and said we should be sure to have some.  The bottle has a little straw hat, and is right next to a jar of cane sugar, essential to the punch.  But you have to have a lime to have a ‘ti-punch, and while you get one in every restaurant, you cannot find one in a store to save your life.  Anywhere, anytime.  We think there is a lime cartel that is controlling distribution of the citron vert; it is likely some kind of organized crime situation.  They’ll only sell to the restaurants.  At one point I think I see some men selling some by the side of the road – you see people selling all kinds of produce by the side of the road, everywhere – but we don’t stop because we don’t want to incur the anger of le Mafia du Citron Vert. 




[1] Although it did involve an awful lot of driving.  Which is always a risk when Bill has a Good Idea. 
[2] I really dislike having to use the phrase “I read somewhere.”  It is indicative of lazy research.  But I have searched and searched and cannot find where I read that so “somewhere” will have to do.  Apologies, WG. 
[3] When is a falls a chute and when it is it a cascade?  Per Google Translate, a chute is a drop or plunge, and a cascade is, well, a cascade, or falls.  Bill theorizes that a chute is longer and narrower.  So you might have the Chutes D'Anges in Venezuela but perhaps La Cascade de Niagara in the US.  Except that they call Niagara a chutes, as well.  So, maybe it is just height. 

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