Saturday, March 22, 2014

Eire 2013 - Our Celtic Family Sojourn (incl. some magically delicious meals)


This has been a difficult week to be away, and it feels somehow insensitive, writing up our usual jolly travel journal in the aftermath of fear and tragedy in our hometown.  Not that the Irish are unfamiliar with fear and tragedy.  Indeed, these are just two of the many dark threads that make up the weave of Irish history.  Still, the events of last week are a somber backdrop to our adventures, even in a country depressingly familiar with terror. 

But, to our journey.

Here are some ways to prepare for a family trip to Ireland:

1.      Make and eat shepherd’s pie or American-Irish soda bread or just eat a lot of butter.  It’s all magically delicious!
2.      Borrow “The Secret of Roan Inish” from your friend Fiona (aye, Fiona O’Loughlin she is!) and watch it.
3.      Speak to everyone in the family with an Irish accent.  “Will you be having another cookie then, love?”  “I’ll be after getting you to put your backpack away.”  “Aye and its blowin’ fit to smite a leprechaun out there today.”   This is particularly annoying to children. 
4.      Watch Irish Spring commercials on the Youtube.  “Manly yes, but I like it too!”  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQk-imB1m2k  The amazing thing is that someone thought this would actually sell something. 

Our faux Irish accents drive the children mad, which of course pushes us to further heights o’ blarney.  As we board our Aer Lingus flight (a small-ish looking plane, but as Bill explains, it’s for the leprechauns), we overhear a flight attendant or someone remarking about "tirty-four-tousand feet in t'air" and we smile secretly at one another.  "He sounds just like me!" says Bill.

I'd like to read my book, Malachy McCourt's History of Ireland but I daren't turn on my light in case it wakes up the wee lass at my side.  He's a teller of tales, is our Malachy, one of the famous Irish McCourt brothers, and clearly enjoying his own thoroughly unscholarly but highly entertaining great-man take on Irish history.  “You should all know by now” he says on p. 151, “that a thing is verifiable or not, the fact that it’s a great story is all that matters.”

The shamrock on the wingtip glows green in the morning sun as we descend toward Dublin, having had to circle for almost an hour while the low fog burns off.  Amazingly, the sun stays out for about three hours.  And then it rains, and gets cold and windy, which is more or less what the pattern will be for the next week.

I would say that the drive in from the airport is via a less-than-salubrious route, but it does include 1) a view of a Cadbury's factory (promising), 2) signs about ramps which momentarily confuse me because I wonder if they are a spring delicacy here as they are in parts of the US before I realize they are referring to a traffic-calming feature, and 3) the realization that, all signs being in both English and Gaelic, the latter is pretty much impossible to pronounce.  Ireland, we conclude, is like Canada, where all the signs are in French and English.

After dropping our bags at the hotel, our first stop is Bewley's Oriental Cafe, a Dublin institution since 1927.  That's the date of the present marvelous structure, but Edgar Bewley Esq. has been serving the city since the mid-19th c. when he broke the East India Company's tea monopoly by having forty tons shipped directly to Dublin.  Anyone who does anything to tweak the Brits is much beloved here.  Bewley's Oriental Cafe is splendidly art deco, and features some beautiful stained glass windows that we attempted to capture on film.  It also features a Full Irish Breakfast. 

Now, this is important, because I believe it will be an integral element of our time in Ireland.  The Full Irish always has:
An egg
Irish bacon, which is kind of like fried ham
Toast
Sausage
Black and white pudding (or puddin'), which is like Irish goetta, grains and innards are involved, and the black is, well, blood.  It's actually tasty, esp. if you have some relish or ketchup.
A broiled mushroom
A broiled tomahto
And may also include baked beans.
Fortunately for Isabel, Bewley's also has bagels.  But there is really nothing like a Full Irish Breakfast to set you up in the morning.

After breakfast, we all put on a good face and stroll about St. Stephen's Green, even though some of us really just want to go to sleep.  We check out monuments to famous Irish people of yore (James Joyce and Wolfe Tone), and their Famine memorial which reminds me of the Partisans sculpture on Boston Common, except even bleaker.  Isabel is quite taken with the Yeats Memorial, which is hidden up a little stairway and features lots of faux-ruin rocks upon which one can clamber about.  She is also fond of a great swan, sailing arrogantly as swans do, down the little lake.  We do have swans in Boston, we just make boats out of them.  But she is enchanted nonetheless.

Undaunted by exhaustion, and emboldened by the relative compactness of the city, we march through the cold and damp to Trinity College.  A spectacular bookshop on the way, called Hodges Figgis, supplies an Irish dictionary with phonetic spellings so we can actually pronounce things, a detailed map of the South of Ireland for the next part of our trip, and the latest by Eoin (pronounced Owen, see what I mean) Colfer, a favorite author of Peter's set.  So I can say I read it before anyone else, he says with satisfaction.

Trinity College has the same kind of tourist problem that Harvard does, except that unlike Harvard, Trinity actually displays its treasures for all the world to see (for a price).  The big draw here is, of course, the Book of Kells, the 9th c. illuminated book of gospels that you learn about in Art 100.  Waiting to see the Book of Kells is not quite like waiting in line at the Uffizi, but it is not far off, and it is colder and rainier here than it undoubtedly is in Florence today.  Once you are in, you mostly go through an exhibit that provides some historical context, as well as the really more interesting stuff about how these extraordinary creations were made.  There are a lot of huge blow-ups of detail from the Kells and other similar manuscripts, which are all kind of amber and red at this point.  Peter discovers a marvelous poem penned by a Swiss contemporary of
Team Kells , in which this particular monk compares his command of his craft to that of his cat's ability to catch mice.  You can see it in our pix.  Kells itself was probably created by monks on the isle of Iona, moved to the Abbey of Kells in Co. Meath in the 11th c. after the Island was attacked by Vikings, and then to Dublin in the 17th c. when that devil Cromwell, wrought havoc in Ireland.  (As our guide McCourt says, Cromwell “left a mark of which all good men of feeling and justice should be ashamed . . . .”)  (147)

Anyway, on to the Book.   You enter a darkened room . . .  and there, in a steel case that says Chubb, like the locks, with another manuscript that people only look at while they are waiting to get to the four pages of Kells that you can see, is the book itself.  It is pretty extraordinary, and you can surely find better sources than I to describe it, but let's leave it with no surprise that there is a Book of Kells coloring book in the gift shop, and that the youngest member of our party spent a fair amount of time at dinner illuminating it.

Your admission also gets you into the Long Library, which is the most beautiful library room I've ever seen, and I've seen some nice libraries.  It is a huge, barrel-vaulted room with double-story bays of books on either side, stretching seemingly into infinity.  There is ALSO an exhibit of Irish illustration here, and the oldest harp in Ireland, and so one really does not know where to look first.  In the illustration exhibit I am quite taken by a memorial book listing the names of the Irish soldiers who died in the First World War.  Each page of names and information about them is surrounded with a beautifully penned border of vegetation and silhouettes of men in WW1 combat.  There are eight volumes, and the one on display is open to a page of Boylans - many of them.

The Long Library is a working collection, and it is so beautiful that it makes you want to take up a topic that would require research there.

Dublin was originally a Viking settlement, from the mid-800s, and as it turns out, they are still here!  Marauding about as usual, only this time from the backs of those WW2 landing craft that they use for the Boston duck tours.  But instead of the comparatively sedate quack-quack of the duck tours, everyone on a Viking Splash tour wears a goofy plastic Viking hat (yes, with the horns) and shouts something unintelligible at passersby, under the direction of their loud, microphoned leader.  If you try to take their picture, he'll holler something about the paparazzi and they'll all shake their fists and ROAAARGH at you.  It sounds dreadful but is actually kind of funny.  They drive regularly by our hotel, and we know this because we can hear the ROAAARGH through our windows.  I think they are howling in some primordial Viking protest at representative democracy, because the Dail Eireann (don't ask me how to pronounce it) aka the Irish Parliament is right across the street.

Buswells is about as perfectly located as you can get.  It is three Georgian townhouses put together in one hotel, and while perhaps a tad quirky (read: pipes that sound like freight trains when you run the shower, small rooms, oddly shaped), it works perfectly as a central Dublin base for us.  In less than ten minutes, you can be at Bewley's, the Book of Kells (for which you have to wait more than ten minutes), St. Stephen's Green, Grafton Street, Merrion Square, and more. 

Is it Irish or is it Gaelic? (which I should note my autocorrect wishes to change to Garlic.).  At the Harvard Summer School, we offer Modern Irish, and at the bookstore we visit, it is all about Irish, including our dictionary, so that is what we buy and that is what we shall say.  Regardless of what you call it, it is pretty much impossible to pronounce. 

Buswells is also just around the corner from The Pig's Ear, one of the temples of New Irish cooking.  Which is pretty gosh darn good.  Here was my eating plan for Ireland, pre-departure:  fish and shellfish, butter and cheese and dairy products generally, potatoes, and anything you can't get where we come from like samphire and carageenan pudding.  Here's my plan, post-arrival:  all of the above, and more so.  That smoked salmon that Bill had was best-evah, and I am including Russ and Daughters.  Peter has a perfectly perfect little personal shepherd's pie in a charming wee small cast iron pot. Isabel has an upside down cheesecake in a jar with berry jam and homemade hobnob crust, while I enjoy a buttermilk custard with elderflower and rhubarb and ginger jelly.  You can make silk out of a pig’s ear! proclaims Isabel, and we all agree.

Peter spends a certain part of dinner coming up with anagrams for The Pig's Ear:  get hip, sear!  Peg:  sit, hear.  And so on.  From that we naturally progress to creating a new game:  Irish Fictionary, in which you make up definitions AND pronunciations for imaginary Irish words.  Examples:
gariepehts = pron:  gar-EEP-echts; a pig's ear
pgcalc = pron: p'gh-al-ch; small software company from across the sea
And so on.  He will eventually be stumped in his anagramming by Ballymaloe House, which is harder to work with than you might think.


4/14
One out of two taxi drivers in Ireland is the charming talkative cabbie that you might expect to encounter in Ireland.  We get him this morning, although I was a little worried when he pointed out two tarty looking girls noting, "there go a couple of walks-o-shame."  How to explain that one?

Now, a word about that accent.  It is completely charming, and makes everyone you talk to sound like the friendliest person on the planet (which most people in Ireland are, as it turns out).  It also sounds just like it does in the movies (except less of the f-bomb), and when the lady at Buswells’ reception desk mutters “jesusmaryandjoseph” in exasperation, Bill is thrilled.  This becomes our slogan for the week, as we continue to refine our Irish lilt.  Peter, displaying a form of Stockholm Syndrome, moves from being appalled at his parents’ mangling of the accent, to attempting it himself. 

The warden most certainly did not throw a party at Kilmainham Gaol, although more than 200 films and television shows have been filmed there, as it is a particularly fine example of a Victorian-era prison.  But Elvis, never.

You could call this the Irish Alcatraz, but that comparison is really only apt from a touristic point of view, since Kilmainham is part of the Irish national fabric in a way that Alcatraz has never really been in the US.  In other words, if you want to learn a lot in a short time about modern Irish history, this is a pretty good place to visit.  Here were imprisoned great nationalists and fighters for Irish freedom, men like Emmett and Parnell and DeValera.  Here in earlier areas were imprisoned thousands of men and women and children – as young as five! – for crimes such as stealing bread during the Great Famine.  Here were held and executed the leaders of the 1916 Easter Rising.  Aye, it's a cold, dank, and forbidding place, but with a fine museum that is nicely heated so you can both prepare and recover there from your tour.  And a tea room, of course.

Yet Kilmainham was built in response to the prison reform movements of the late 18th c. (Jeremy Bentham and John Howard, if you’re keeping track), so for its time, it was considered quite modern.  Individual cells replaced open rooms, corrupt practices of paying off the jailers for better treatment were abolished, light (windows) and fresh air (no glass in the windows) and exercise (more cold air) and a standard but no-frills diet were incorporated into the ideas about rehabilitation of criminals. 

But Kilmainham is really all about 1916, because the leaders of that event – which was doomed from the start, due to some poor planning and some clashing egos and some events beyond the rebels’ control – were imprisoned and executed here.  Their names are above the cells they occupied while here, and in the grim stonecutting yard where the executions took place, a single black cross marks the spot where the condemned stood.  An Irish flag whips in the wind here, the only color against the high dark stone walls.  It is hugely dramatic, esp. when told in the rich accent of our tour guide.  Over the course of the tour we have learned the personal stories of many of the condemned (along with other heart-rending tales of children imprisoned for stealing food, and women executed for crimes of passion).  There is James Plunkett, who married his beloved in the prison chapel just a few hours before he was shot, and John MacBride, former husband of Maude Gonne (the muse of Yeats, and a great nationalist agitator in her own right), who took off his blindfold saying that he’d faced British soldiers shooting at him before so there was nothing different about this.  (OK, that one I got from McCourt, but he would have offered just as good a tour as our guide.)  There is Padraig Pearse the leader, and Willie his younger brother who was probably only executed because of his name . . . and so on.  According to our guide, more than 70 people were condemned to death in the aftermath of the Rising, and public sentiment was generally not with the rebels because the destruction they wrought in Dublin and elsewhere, and a general lack of public support for revolution.   But the British took their time getting to the executions, and as they did this, and the personal stories of the men came out, and in particular the shocking death of James Connolly – strapped to a chair to be shot because his wounds from the fighting had turned gangrenous and he could not stand – all served to turn public opinion around.  Ultimately, the others’ sentences were commuted as the British realized that to execute more would simply make more martyrs.  While the Easter Rising failed, it was the beginning of the end for the British, sort of their Lexington and Concord, says Bill.

In the museum, there is a little area off to one side called “Last Words.”  Here, in a darkened hallway, you can peer at memorabilia of the martyrs, each with a shelf or two of his own (the only woman condemned was ultimately not executed on account of her being a woman), labeled with a card bearing his name, a cross, and the date of his death.  There are photographs, locks of hair, and poignant last letters, even Mrs. Plunkett’s wedding ring.  When you turn the corner at the end of this, you are faced with a life-size black and white photograph of the stonecutting yard, taken from the perspective of the condemned, the black memorial cross stark in the foreground.  It is a wildly effective piece of political theater – now you too are part of the Rising, standing beside the martyrs in their final moments. 

It is hard to comprehend the history of Ireland, filled as it is with failed attempts to throw off the British yoke.  We Americans are used to a trajectory of triumphant nationalism:  once you show those lobsterbacks that you mean business with this democracy stuff, off they go and you are on your own.  Why couldn’t the Irish get their act together before the 20th c.?  It is not for lack of trying.  McCourt’s book is basically a collection of stories about great Irish nationalists who did their best from about the 16th c. on, but who mostly failed, albeit terribly dramatically and romantically.  But I guess enough people were doing quite well with the British in place, and the rest were so downtrodden that they couldn’t get or be organized, and maybe because they kept trying to get the French to help (who were sympathetic but not particularly interested in invading), or there is that RELIGION question (they’re not all Catholic, and the Church isn’t particularly interested in nationalist movements anyway), or perhaps just because they just couldn’t agree on a shared definition of Irish nationalism . . . well, it is complicated.  People spend careers on this and I am not one of them so I’ll take my stories from McCourt and leave it at that.

It’s fitting to go to the Garden of Remembrance at Parnell Square after the gaol, as it is devoted to the Easter Rising.  And you can walk down O’Connell Street after that, spying the bullet holes in the Post Office (the rebels’ HQ) and viewing monuments to earlier patriots Parnell and O’Connell.  Of course, this walk may destroy your children, esp. if you haven’t had lunch yet, so proceed at your peril. 

Izzy so loves W.B. Yeats that she wants desperately to return to his place at St. Stephen’s Green.  Which we do, so she can run around, as she puts it.  The boys make their way to the National Archeology Museum where they view marvels of fine metalwork such as the Tara Brooch.

Dinner tonight is at The Winding Stair, another temple to modern Irish cooking, and just as good as last night’s.  Bill and I share a smoked fish plate which includes scallops with their roe (Peter is suspicious but after trying one scarfs them up), a couple of different kinds of smoked salmon, some smoked mackerel, and an addictive smoked oyster pate, and we are just getting started.  Izzy realizes that a local charcuterie platter will do her quite well, as will a rhubarb and clementine mess for dessert.  This new Irish cuisine is working out pretty well for us so far. 


4/15
I'm a bit of a white-knuckler as Bill drives us out of the city but he is soon dubbed Daddio Andretti by the back seat (once we tell them who Mario Andretti is and date ourselves by realizing that Mario Andretti’s SON has retired, and his grandson is now racing), and we are on our way into the countryside!

Destination first:  the Acropolis of Ireland, a great ruined cathedral high on an outcrop, known as the Rock of Cashel.  Once we finally figure out how to get into Cormac McCarthy’s chapel among the ruins, we are quite taken with the 12th c. Romanesque structure (the oldest in Ireland) that contains its original carvings and even remnants of its apparently glorious frescoes.  Of equally great importance to the good people of Cashel is that QEII and Philip visited the Rock when they came to Ireland in 2011.  The register that she signed, and the pen used, are carefully displayed in a glass case.  Izzy seems a bit concerned that this trip is turning out to be boring, but after hearing a guide talk about the chapel concedes that it was a little interesting. 

We arrive Kenmare in a driving rain, and are happy to stay in for dinner at The Coachman’s, esp. as they have live music – a couple of fiddles and an accordion – which is a real treat for us all.  I happen to be checking the news and learn of the events in Boston this afternoon, which will hang on the horizon of our trip for the coming days. 

I really tried to buy a sweater in Kenmare, but just couldn’t get excited about much in Quill’s vast collection.  There are lovely poncho-like things, which I thought might have a very French Lieutenant’s Woman look, but then I decided that they would actually end up having about the same effect as a squash blossom necklace worn anywhere but the Southwest.  Which is to say, you wear it once and then, oh here comes Lisa in her Irish Lieutenant’s Woman poncho again.

Want to know how to get to Carnegie Hall?  You’ll find it on Shelbourne Street in Kenmare, Co. Kerry, Ireland.  NK:  http://www.carnegieartskenmare.ie/


4/16
What is this strange light?  Today is improbably sunny, and we drive up and up and then down and down through Macgillicuddy's Reeks, direction Killarney.  It is a very barren and dramatic landscape here among the highest peaks in Ireland, no tree is dumb enough to try and grow up here.  There are just rocks and sheep.  About eight million sheep.  Sometimes they look like rocks but then they move and that's how you know it is a sheep.  It is lambing season here, and I think we can all agree that there is not much cuter than a little lamb trotting about next to its mum.  From the back seat comes:  I see a little silhouette-a of a lamb and we all belt out the Bohemian Rhapsody as we barrel down from the Ladies View, a stunning vista apparently visited by Queen Victoria.   

We meet up with the lovely Kafka-Gibbons ladies - Patty and daughter Charlotte, who happen to also be touring in Ireland this week - at Muckross House, which is a beautifully situated pile in Killarney National Park.  The children enjoy romping in the gardens but think they'll find a house tour boring, and I'm not particularly interested in much that has to with reinforcing misguided ideas about the gentility and nobility of the landowning class (thanks, Malachy McCourt and Harvard!) so we skip it and head on to Ross Castle which was eventually owned by more landlord types but which started out being built by a local chieftain so that exempts it.  Plus which, as a 15th c. tower house, meticulously restored, it is pretty interesting.  Patty compliments our guide Siobhan (so that's how you pronounce that, says Peter) on her ability to navigate the steep, narrow, and very uneven steps of Ross castle in such high heels.  Here we learn about where the word threshold comes from (the step that holds the thresh on the floor in the room), and the unsavory origins of garderobe.  Basically, if you were a 15th c. Irish chieftain or somesuch, your cloak-like garments would be full of ticks and things when you came in at night.  So you would hang them in the garderobe, which happened to be positioned over the pit into which the refuse from the necessary room fell.  The ammonia created by human waste would rise into the garderobe and kill whatever critters were hanging on your clothes.   End result:  you smelled like pee, but you didn’t have ticks. 

At the Torc Waterfall (way more splendid than those of Dochart by which Bill and I were underwhelmed in Scotland many years ago) Izzy and I have a long discussion about fairies, and what a nice place this would be for them to live in, how they would build their houses, and so forth.  It is mossy and rocky and (today) dappled with sunlight, and really quite perfect for all types of woodland sprites.  Needing to know more about the cultural intersection between fairies and leprechauns, we turn to our local expert Peter, who, not surprisingly, is quite knowledgeable about a whole range of magical creatures.  He might lose his audience when he veers into Norse mythology, except that of course all the beings we are discussion are members of the E(M)U - the European (Magical) Union.  And since Ireland holds the EU presidency this year, it follows that the E(M)U is here as well.  Possibly even at Torc Falls. 

Bill presses us onward down the internal spine of the Ring of Kerry which is high and barren and beautiful, and contains Barfinhinny Lake which could be how you feel after completing that particular portion of the Ring and get down to the coast.

We are all a little tired and cranky but we know that we should usually go where Bill suggests (and he is driving so we don’t have much choice) so we head inland and upland from the coast on a one-track road to the magnificently dramatic remains of the Staigue Fort, a 2,000 year-old circular rampart constructed without one bit of mortar.  The remaining wall is still pretty high, enough to drive me to almost tears of nervousness as my children clamber up the narrow steps like goats (which you don't see a lot of here, surprisingly) ignoring my pleas of NO HIGHER! 

We are very happy to find a laundromat in Kenmare. 

Have I mentioned how cold it is here?  Pretty much any building made out of stone – gaol, tower house, 12th c. chapel – is colder than the outside, and the ladies rooms are the coldest of all.  And it is crazy windy. 

Speaking of ladies rooms, Isabel confesses to me that she doesn’t like the toilets in Ireland, because the hole is too big.  She is afraid she might fall in. Fortunately for all of us, she manages to keep her seat.

The owner of the grocery store in Kenmare has been in Boston for the marathon apparently.  According to the innkeepers at The Coachman's, he ran a personal best which is good because it got him in about half an hour before the explosions.  Everyone is talking about this, and it is hard to switch your mind off and focus on your travels.


4/17
Today turns out to be a day of driving and wind or maybe we should just say driving wind.  Not that much rain, but so soggy, and the previous night's rain turned the river that runs across the Berea Peninsula into Kenmare Bay into a raging torrent!  And, it ran right beside the road out of Kenmare so that was quite dramatic as in some places it looked like it might breach the low banks of the road.

Have I said what a good driver Bill is?  He's loving shifting, and doing it with his left hand as is natural for him, and all the twisty turny ups and downs and narrow lanes are apparently fun to drive if you like that sort of thing.  Being the passenger on the left is not quite so much fun however, as I am frequently just a little bit too up close and personal with various hedgerows, banks, walls, and now that river. 

Mizen Head is the most south-westerly point of Ireland, and it is indeed a dramatic drive out there.  And once you arrive there, you get to cross a suspension bridge to go to the light, and it is on dramatic cliffs and really spectacular.  Except for today when due to planned maintenance, the power is off so there is no visiting the signal and it is so windy there is no crossing the suspension bridge.  Which is a bummer because the view is enticing from the parking lot, with crashing surf at the bottom of a dramatic cliff, but we know it is better from the light. 

The wind blows us to Skibereen where we encounter baps (which are a kind of soft roll) and a really delicious lemon-rhubarb-almond cake for lunch.  Not without some awareness of the irony, we follow that up with a visit to the local Heritage center which has a fine exhibit on the Famine.  Skibereen was apparently terribly hard hit by this, and the impact was particularly well-documented by visiting do-gooders and journalists and artists, including James Mahoney, whose pictures in the Illustrated London News did much to raise international awareness of the disastrous conditions.   We learn many Famine facts from the gruesome – young Tom Guerin, assumed dead and placed in the mass grave, only to bust his way out and live into his eighties, with a limp likely caused by his mum breaking his legs so he'd fit in the coffin – to the obscure – among the larger donors to famine relief were the expected (Queen Victoria) and the less-so (the Choctaw nation).

The lady at the Skibereen Heritage Center was awfully friendly, as most Irish are, but we think it may also have to do with the fact that there is not much going on at the Skibereen Heritage Center this time of year.

You have probably figured this out, but the Famine drove land reform – at a minimum, when your population reduces by almost a third through death and emigration, that will get rid of a lot of smallholders – and land reform went hand-in-hand with nationalism, whence cometh the great patriots of the late 19th and early 20th c., so you can see where this goes, straight back to our history lessons from Malachy McCourt and the Kilmainham Gaol.

But we are leaving the tragedies of the modern era for a moment and are going farther back in time, to the Drombeg Stone Circle, a 3,000 year old stone circle set upon a nice hilltop in the middle of some very soggy fields which are almost flattened by those screaming winds.  In addition to the stone circle, there are also remains of a hut and complex cooking system, and it is a tidy and compact little site.  When the area was excavated in 1957, archaeologists did experiments with the water trough and stone found in it, and determined that 70 gallons of water could be heated to boiling in 18 minutes, by adding very hot stones.  We, on the other hand, have a very hard time remaining upright in the wild winds, so we beat a measured retreat to our car. 

The Celtic Knot:  you may think this is an ancient design element, but in fact it is what happens to Isabel's hair in the wind.

The wind blows us to Ballymaloe House, which proves to be my fantasy of country house living come to life.  Right down to the candles guttering in the drafts from the wind that rattles the huge and beautiful windows in their frames, and the flickering electric power during the evening.  But some tea by the fire in the drawing room, sets us up rawther nicely, as does the delicious five-course dinner consisting of salad, baked oysters for me and house-smoked salmon for Bill, roast duck and lamb and local hake and kassler (which, yes, is kässler ripchen, aka smoked pork loin), and a sample of lovely local cheeses and our children’s introduction to that glory of the UK dinner event:  the dessert trolley.  I swoon in particular over a rhubarb and custard tart, and blood oranges in caramel sauce.  Because you know, you can have more than one dessert when it comes from a trolley.


4/18
And the hits just keep on coming from Ballymaloe at breakfast.  After the obligatory expressions of concern and sympathy about Boston from the charming waitress, we check out the offerings set up for self-service which are:
Fresh squeezed – and it is the real deal – OJ and pink grapefruit juice
Several different kinds of stewed fruit, including rhubarb, “breakfast fruits” (prunes and apricots), and apples with sweet geranium
Some mueslis, which I don’t like but Bill does, and the one with fresh apple delighted our friends the next morning
Yogurt from a local dairy
A discreet jar of cornflakes
A great vat of deliciously salty porridge, flanked by a pitcher of milk (pfft!) and one of yellow cream (yeah!), and a dish of dark dark brown sugar
Various home-baked breads – brown, raisin, soda, etc.
Scones
Tubs of jewel-like jams incl. marmalade, black currant, and rhubarb ginger, all homemade, natch
A great Mizen Head of yellow butter
Once you’ve loaded up from there a few times, the nice lady hands you a menu of cooked items – eggs, sausages, rashers, black and white puddings, kippers, fresh fish of the day, broiled mushroom and tomahto – and says, “now, what would you like for breakfast?”  After which you are brought yet more toast, and eggs with practically orange yolks and the freshest fish ever, and tasty sausages and rashers of bacon.  Did I mention the gallons of tea that you can have to wash all of this down? 

It is with some reluctance that we leave the breakfast table, relieved only by the fact that we get to come back tomorrow.

Peter, Izzy, and I explore while Bill deals with his unfortunate wind-driven occurrence of the previous day – his car door blew open and smashed the side-view mirror of the car next to ours, which turned out to belong to one of the very nice young women who work here.[1]  Here’s what we find:
- the “bird sanctuary” which appears to be mostly for crows and ducks,
- some picturesquely muddy piggies,
- the vast kitchen garden
and
- some massive antlers from an Irish Elk, a species which went extinct either 17,000 or 7,700 years ago depending on your source.  The 10-foot-wide rack was found on the grounds around 1700  and has hung in the front hall of the house since.  According to the house history, around 1700 is also when a dwarf named Chuff was part of the household. 

We finally roll into Cobh (pronounced Cove, unless you are Peter, in which case it remains Cobb-huh) late in the morning, for a rendezvous with our travelling pals Andy[2] and Laurent at the Lusitania memorial.  This is directly across the street from the Titanic Experience[3], and a half-block from the Titanic memorial for yes, that is the tragic history of Cobh:  it was the last port of call for the Titanic before she began her ill-fated crossing. Cobh was a great port of embarkation for lots of folks travelling to the US, but tragically it was also the final destination for many of the victims of the Lusitania, which was torpedoed not far offshore.  She sank in 18 minutes, with 1,189 souls, and just 789 survivors.  The memorial is beautiful, and is not only for the dead but for the living who strove mightily to save those whom they could, and who recovered the hundreds of bodies that are buried in mass graves outside of town.  But we can’t quite escape – the pained and exhausted faces of the rescuers sculpted here surely reflect the emotions of the first responders in Boston on Monday. 

We are determined to complete the Lusitania Experience by visiting the mass graves in the Old Church Graveyard, but drive in about fourteen circles around the same square kilometer of Cobh before we finally realize – thank you Google Maps – that it is in fact about a klick and a half out of town.  A highlight of this adventure was the app. 75 point turn that Bill had to make, with the assistance of a giggling Peter marking distance to walls, to get out of the lane in which we ended up when we lost Andy and Laurent. 

Amazingly we all end up at the right place at the same time, several expensive international text messages later, as Andy says.  But this is a great graveyard.  It is terribly crammed, and bleak and weathered and windy with scudding clouds and rain drops, and has a ruined church with 17th and 18th c. graves, and of course the stark rocks that just say LUSITANIA on top of great patches of bare green grass.  We search in vain for the grave of the late Jack Doyle, a heavyweight fighter of the 1930s, great of talent and looks, and an Irish tenor of note to boot, but also a great one for the drink and the ladies.  Doyle was a great star who burned out fast.  He died a pauper, having spent a fair amount of his post-fight life in and out of jail for penury, and for beating people up.  Per the little biography on the cemetery map at the gate, our Jack was brought down by his great flaw: “a serious lack of purpose.” 

And now comes our serendipitous Ireland moment.  We decide to head for Ballycotton, an apparently picturesque fishing village not far from Ballymaloe House.  You should follow Bill, I said to Andy and Laurent, he’s a GREAT guide.  And indeed, he gets us back to the highway and off again . . . and then the fun begins.  Off we go, merrily toodling down country lanes, then, oops, ending up at our hotel, and following the signs to Ballycotton, which take us, ha ha, in a circle back to Ballymaloe House AGAIN.  We are toodling down more country lanes, not quite so merrily this time, although the backseat finds this all riotously funny.  Finally we reach Ballycotton, and make everyone get out of the car.  Andy wants a cup of tea, Peter just wants to go back to the hotel, but we force-march everyone down to the breakwater, where yes, it begins to rain.  I forbid anyone from going out on the slippery breakwater in the rain, sounding an awful lot, according to Andy, like a mom.  As we debate what to do, the rain ends.  The sun comes out.  And so does the double rainbow arcing perfectly over the little fishing port, ending just below us in the bay, so close that Peter thinks he might just be able to swim out to that pot o’ gold.  Well, okay then, that was pretty great. 

Dinner is at yet another new-Irish-local-ingredient temple called Sage in Midleton, and features an unpronounceable-ly named stout, some local chorizo (really), a fine monkfish, and steaks that Peter and Laurent pronounce excellent.

I am awakened overnight by repeated Harvard message-me emergency text alerts and Cambridge police code reds, updating me on the manhunt in our hometown.  It is unsettling to say the least, to know that all of this is happening in real time, but to be following it in the conservatory because that is the only place there is wifi here.


4/19
I swear to god that my breakfast cod had been swimming an hour earlier, it was that fresh.

After another brilliant breakfast at Ballymaloe, we are off to Lismore Castle and its lovely gardens, which are really all that you can see because the castle is actually the Irish home of Lord Burlington, heir to the Duke of Devonshire, for whom there will definitely be no tag days. 

It is kind of grey today, which does not do the harbor town of Dunvargan any favors, nor does the driving in circles to find parking or the search for lunch.  But we come to ground at a portside pub called the Moorings, which features an outstanding fried plaice in a convivial pubby setting. 

We are now in a bit of a rush so have to give the nearby headland a miss, along with the supposedly charming town of Youghal (pronounced y’all), because we have a scheduled Experience at the Jameson Distillery at four p.m. 

All the Jameson whiskey in the world is made right here in Midleton, but now it is made in a shiny new plant next door to the picturesque 18th c. distillery buildings where it was made until 1975.  And let me tell you, they are mighty proud of their product.  We learn about the malting of the barley, see the giant waterwheel that once turned the millstones, drop our jaws at the vast vats where the initial fermentation took place, and take many pictures of the beautiful, giant copper potstills – the largest in the world – where the actual distilling occurred.  We learn that Irish whiskey is so good because it is triple distilled, which makes it particularly smooth.  The Scots only double-distill, and we Yanks are apparently in such a rush to get to our booze that we only distill it once. 

We are all particularly intrigued by the barrels.  While there is still a master cooper (along with a master distiller and a master blender), they don’t make their own barrels anymore.  Rather, they import them from Spain (where they once held sherry), Portugal (port), and the US (bourbon).  In the US, distillers can only use a barrel once, so once they’re done, they send ‘em to Ireland where they can be used three times.  And once they’re done in Ireland, they go to Cuba for rum, in an interesting variation on the Atlantic trade.  It is the master blender’s job to produce a consistent product by blending from all the casks, which of course impart a particular flavor.  Irish whiskey also has to be aged a minimum of three years by law, but your basic Jameson is four and a half to five years.  We view samples of various ages, all the way up to 30 years, which costs 5000 euro a bottle. 

You know who really paid attention during this whole tour, and can rattle off all kinds of facts related to whiskey making?  Isabel.  So if you want to know how Jameson is made, ask her.

At the end of the tour, you get a sample, of course – soft drinks for the wee ones.  And if you raise your hand, you might get picked for the Special Tasting, which, amazingly, Andy, Laurent, and I all do.  While we hope there will be a taste of the 30-year-old, in fact our task is to compare Jameson with some scotch (Johnnie Walker Black) and some bourbon (Jack Daniels).  This is a hard job, but we are up to the challenge, and we all dutifully proclaim the Jameson the smoothest.  For our troubles, we are given certificates proclaiming us Master Tasters, which we brandish with great authority.  And another sample, which I take with some ginger beer and lime which is mighty tasty, so all in all we are a very jolly group making our way back to Ballymaloe. 

I think that Ballymaloe is like Brigadoon.  It exists in a parallel universe where everything is gracious and delicious and beautiful, and you drop in on it and experience this for a while and then you return to your modern, industrial, less-locavore, faster-paced and vaguely less congenial life while at Ballymaloe they just carry on serving stewed apples with sweet geranium and smoked salmon and tea in the conservatory.  If you are lucky enough to land there on a Friday night, you will enjoy the zenith of the Ballymaloe dining experience, which is the seafood hors d’oeuvre buffet.  This takes the place of the first course at dinner on Fridays, and here’s how it works.  You go into the small red dining room, and take a plate and stand expectantly around a small but laden table while a spritely lass explains to you that there is:
Leek salad
Two kinds of beetroot salad
Potato salad
Dressed eggs (we’d call them deviled)
Various relishes and pickles of cucumbers, carrots, and some homemade mayo
Oysters on the half shell
Head-on shrimp just like our Maine shrimp
Steamed teeny clams and mussels
Picked crab salad with fennel seed
Salmon rillettes
Smoked salmon
Smoked halibut
Vol-au-vents filled with creamed smoked haddock
Two kinds of smoked mackerel – hot-smoked and cold-smoked
Cod with a green sauce
Smoked mackerel pate on little rounds of cucumber
Smoked mussels in a mustard vinaigrette
Pork rillettes
Country pate (pork)
Pork and chicken pate
Chicken and bacon galantine
Chicken liver pate
I’ll have to run this list by Bill to see if I forgot anything.
We take the server at her word that we shall have to come back for seconds.  We can barely stop eating to talk about how marvelous this all is.  Even Isabel enjoys the smoked salmon, while Peter maturely tackles his deviled eggs with a knife and fork.

After this you might have a bit of onion and thyme soup, and then perhaps some lamb that appears completely well-done but is perhaps the tastiest and tenderest lamb you’ve ever eaten.  And let’s not forget the cheese, and the dessert trolley which tonight features a banana-toffee roulade that my husband so loved, he has requested it for his next birthday, and a passion fruit posset (that’s like a light pudding) and a prune and Armagnac tart, and some stewed rhubarb.  And did I mention the beautiful bowl of ice with flowers frozen into it that contains ice cream balls?  I have to confess that dinner tonight completely fells me to the point where I cannot entirely enjoy breakfast the next morning, which is quite disappointing.  But I think about it all the way home.


4/20
All journeys must come to an end, and ours does today.  We have a long drive up to Dublin, although it features a serendipitous stop for the loo where we also find a 13th c. chapel ruin that has little ponies running around in it!  I frantically spend euros in the airport, and am consoled about leaving just a little by Daniel Craig in Skyfall on the flight home. 

Here’s the best thing about Ireland:  I never had a bad cup of tea.  Ever.  Even on Aer Lingus, the tea from the carafe is perfectly fine.  I think that a good cup of tea says a lot about a country. 







[1] Niceness is not limited to Ballymaloe. Upon learning that we’d left a) the (borrowed) camera in the taxi and b) Isabel’s beloved bluebie blanket in bed, the staff at Buswells promptly bundled it all up and shipped it to Ballymaloe where it awaited us when we arrived. 
[2] We are so happy to be spending yet another fun vacation with Andy, who is featured in our Rome journal, Roma 2011, and was an integral part of our London adventure in 2009.  Now he comes with the “really smart” (per Isabel) and thoroughly delightful Laurent. 
[3] There are a lot of Experiences in Ireland.  We could have gone to Dublinia, an Experience in Viking Dublin (but we didn’t, put off by those splash tours as we were) and we will go to the Jameson Experience.  We skipped the Ewe Experience, seen on the road between Kenmare and Mizen Head.  Kilmainham Gaol was an experience, but it wasn’t an Experience. 

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