Thursday, September 28, 2017

Oregon 2017: E minus 3

We’re glad for that heat in the morning – although by the end of today we will be glad for some cool.  But there is lots to cover before that!

Now we’re kind of in central Oregon, heading toward Bend for the day.  We take a long scenic drive to get there.  It is undoubtedly scenic but by this point a little trying to those of us for whom scenic is just getting a little old.

Actually there are some remarkable formations along this drive.  Ginormous black piles of rock roll along next to the road, looking like coal or the dig-out from some massive construction project, but which are in fact, lava flows.  They go on for miles, these multi-story high piles behind a thin screen of trees next to the roads, unworldly and even a bit sinister.  (We've been listening to more Welcome to Nightvale so everything has an overlay of the creepy now).

The closer to Bend we get, the smokier it gets.  Good thing we have an indoor activity planned for the morning.  Over my soon-to-be-proved-completely-wrong objection, Bill has identified the High Desert Museum as a place worthy of a visit.  Great, I think, dusty old dioramas with fakely-rattling snakes and a few sad creatures in little cages and some pot shards.  Of course, this turns out to be an excellent museum.  There are fine exhibits on the coming of immigrants to the Northwest, the Northwest in WWII[1], and an outstanding introduction to the native population.  This last one is presented not through the usual native-americans-in-museum interpretations of art, or destruction, or resistance, but rather with the theme of cultural resilience.  Izzy’s and my favorite thing about this museum are the animals!  There are the usual spiders (ew) and snakes and bats, but then there is a whole separate building filled with raptors of all kinds – eagles and hawks and owls – all of which are here because they were found damaged and could not survive in the wild.  The museum even does a lot of educating about wildlife fostering and what to do if you come upon an injured animal in the wild.  There is an elegant river otter habitat but the one inhabitant on view is more interested in grooming than in frolicking when we see him so we move on.  As usual, Bill made a good call and we’re all – me included – glad we spent some time at this well-endowed and using-its-money-wisely museum.

It is hot here in Bend!  Lunch overlooking the Deschutes river involves local pork bbq and local beer, with a sprinkling of ash.

Bend is a town that is seriously dedicated to the pursuit of outdoor fun.  Bachelor Mountain ski area is just outside of the city, there is hiking and climbing galore, fishing, and rafting and kayaking.  Floating down the Deschutes on a big ol’ inner tube is a great way to conclude a hot afternoon, and there are plenty of vendors ready to rent you a tube or a kayak.  The town is so into water sports that they made part of the Deschutes River into a kind of public whitewater park by building some rapids lanes under a bridge.  There is the easy side, down which you can go in an inner tube, a middle lane which is apparently class five and for experts only, and then the third lane is prohibited for humans – the natural environment just takes its course there.  They control the water flow here by means of underwater air bladders, so it never gets too crazy, and there are even shuttle busses running in a loop all day from Riverbend Park where you get into your tube, to the rapids, and then another mile or two downriver, so you can get back to where you started. 

The whole thing is designed for fun, and that is what we had, even with one minor disaster.  You start by floating desultorily along the river, with other people and some birds, and the water feels lovely and cool because it is coming down from the mountains and did I mention it is hot today?  Also, the smoke is finally clearing.  You have to paddle sometimes if the current takes you into the reeds at the shore, and these tubes are pretty big (they are actually designed for this, with nets across the bottom and very solid-feeling) so if you are short you kind of have to splay yourself over the top of the tube to any pull through the water with your arms.  (Unlike rowing, tubing is a pull sport.)  It is neither graceful nor particularly comfortable for the shorter members of our party, so we link tubes and float like a party.  As you near the “rapids,” you more or less line up and then have to shove yourself into the chute, and away you go with a very big splash of water that seems to have gotten a lot colder when it douses you!  If you are little, you might find yourself pulled into the lee of the pools, and have to pull and paddle to get to the next descent, but everyone is doing it and it is splashy and exhilarating.  So much for keeping your shoes or shirt dry.  Or for keeping your glasses on, as the most experienced river rat among us (Peter, who has canoed the ‘Scoggin rapids just a few weeks previously) finds himself upended and spectacle-less at one of the bumps.  At the bottom of the chute, we consider our options, and while Peter and Bill think about going back to the car to find a 24-hour optometrist, the pull of the river (and the low likelihood of actually replacing the glasses) proves too much, and they follow me and sodden-but-still-the-cutest-member-of-our-party Izzy down the last stretch.  The current moves faster here, but the water is still and the banks lined with funky houses, all of which have lovely light-festooned decks with comfy seats and kayaks and paddleboards pulled high.  Clearly these people spend a lot of time on the river, and as it is cocktail time, they are starting to come out and watch the scene.  As we float serenely down this stretch, someone is playing the Rolling Stones “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” and it feels like we are in a movie.  We agree that Bend would be an eminently acceptable West Coast substitute for Cambridge, Mass., should it come to that. 

It is determined that replacing the glasses within the next 24 hours is impossible, unless we drive back to Portland, and no one really wants to do that.  So Peter will make do for the rest of the trip wearing Bill’s sunglasses, and no glasses, and generally being an incredibly good sport about it all. 

The marionberry cobbler here at the Odell Lake Lodge is pretty awesome, a large goblet with mostly stewed berries and just a little cobble.  We scarf down two a night. 





[1] Including quite a large piece on the plutonium production facility at Hanford, Washington, which features so terrifyingly in this article, which you should read about the current state of affairs at the Department of Energy. 

Oregon 2017: E minus 2

(This is a long lead up to the main event, isn’t it?)

It was so smoky last night that it woke me up because I’d left our window open and it just washed in.  The smell kinds of sits in your nose, drying everything out, but mysteriously, none of our clothes or gear smell of smoke.  It is just there. 

Not surprisingly, the internet at the Odell Lake Lodge is pretty crappy.  This isn’t really an issue but we wonder, we wonder about what is happening in Boston now, where a massive counter-protest is planned against a purported “free speech” rally.  We see word on our social media feeds of friends planning to go, and we see LIVE: BOSTON COUNTER PROTESTS splayed across the incessantly-on CNN in the main lodge.  We are so far away from it all, and we wonder about our friends who will be there and how has it come to this.  It is a massive relief to learn later that everyone is well, and we are proud at the images of the great numbers who turned out to show that free speech doesn’t mean hate. 

Meanwhile, here in Odell Lake, the Post Office is open from 1-1:40 every day.  No stamps for you if it is 9 a.m. and you want to mail your postcards before leaving “town.”

We have a long drive ahead, going north but first . . . more volcano stuff!  I imagine that at some point in the distant past it was a primordial landscape of just constantly sputtering and spewing mountains, all black and gray and red and orange and bubbling.  I don’t think it actually looked like that most of the time but still.  We drive up a rutty, dirty, painfully long dirt road to get to the Volcano Cast Forest, part of the Newberry Volcano National Monument.  Here there is more volcanic rubble[1], but also a path you can walk on that takes you by some things that look a bit like big black concrete drainage pipes but are actually the remnants of lava casts of trees.  One explosion about 6000 years ago sent a lava flow over this forest, encasing trees, the moisture from which caused the lava to harden quickly around the trees, which eventually degraded – leaving hollow casts of their trunks.  We spend some time wondering how the heck anyone found this truly otherworldly landscape[2], and what it must have looked like when they did, maybe 80 or so years ago.  The casts have likely broken down since then, as many of them are more or less at ground level now.  Unlike many of the other amazing natural marvels in Oregon, there aren’t many people here, which adds to the surreal quality.

Leaving Newberry we chance upon a fellow selling fresh mountain huckleberries out of the back of his truck.  Now this is a real local delicacy, and we’re told that they cost a king’s ransom because a) they are harvested by hand and b) it’s actually Santa’s elves who pick them in the off-season, and who doesn’t want to support Santa?  They are a deep beautiful purple and taste pretty good so we’ll buy it – the berries and the story. 

Redmond was the stop for lunch at yet another excellent brewpub – there are way too many of these here, how do these people get any work done? – where we discover another delicious manifestation of the marionberry:  soda!  The fires have come close here, we’re told, but for us, the skies are clearing. 

Our long drive takes us through Madras, which is kind of ground zero for Eclipsapalooza here in Oregon – totality will be long, and there is lots of space that has been organized into “Solartown,” a massive campsite already jammed with all manner of camp vehicles.  Most of the t-shirts that we see for sale are pretty hokey, but we do wonder what “eclipse metal arts” might entail.  We also wonder what “unabombers.com – learn about the lies” is all about.[3]  The possibilities are endless.

No stopping, however, because we have to get to our overnight stop at Hood River, which I am only just now realizing is confusingly located on the Columbia River.  But it is near Mount Hood, up which we drive way above the treeline to marvel at the snowfield where ski camps are still being held and at the beautiful WPA-era Timberline Lodge, one of the great old wilderness lodges in the United States.  This was the first big project of the WPA and employed all manner of builders and artists and workers, so was considered a great success for the program.  It is filled with splendid photographs from the glory days of ski style, as well as fantastic carvings and murals and stained glass of the local wildlife.  There is a spectacular central atrium with heavy furniture and massive fireplaces in which only logs can burn.  Izzy and I immediately think we should spend a ski trip here, but we’re reminded that the snow is generally heavy and wet here, and while the lodge is gorgeous, the ski area is not that big and doesn’t have a lot of challenging terrain so a day or two might do it.  Maybe a kid will go to school out here, and we’ll have a reason to come back in the winter.

What you go up, you have to come down and the road down from Mt. Hood into the stylin’ town of Hood River takes us into a verdant valley that is bursting with peach and apple and pear orchards.  This bodes well for dinner, I think, and the Pine Street Kitchen does not disappoint with great pastas and a fine peach cake for dessert.  Not to mention the fermentation sampler to start, which involves a lot of kraut.  Fortunately this restaurant is at the top of a steep hill, and I have underestimated the walk so we have some ways to digest in addition to all the good bacteria we’ve just ingested.

We may have the last hotel rooms in the entire Columbia River Gorge, this place is rocking with eclipse viewers!





[1] Putting it mildly.  The Newberry Volcano, still active in many ways, is the size of Rhode Island!  The caldera is estimated to be 17 miles wide.  So the whole area that we’ve been hanging out in is just one really really big volcano.
[2] I’m not the only one to classify it as otherworldly – apparently NASA sent astronauts there in the 1960s, to practice for lunar landings!
[3] Ted Kaczynski was framed, that’s what.  Learn more at unabombers.com!